If you ourlaw vibrators, only outlaws will have vibrators.
You can have my vibrator when you pry it from my cold, dead, er, hands.
I know what you’re thinking. “Does that thing hold 5 or 6 D cell batteries?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Magic Wand, the most powerful vibrator in the world, and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, Mom?
Now I’m remembering that scene from Archer:
“Oh my god there’s no bathroom in here!!”