Men Rule - The Treasure Trail Appreciation Thread

tiny_ham · May 25, 2002, 2:12pm

Treasure trail, pleasure trail, happy trail, the road to glory.

You know what it is…that sexy little dark trail of hair below the navel of a hot hot hot hot hot man, leading down to the pot of gold at the bottom.

It is my opinion that a man with a nice, flat, muscled tummy and a gorgeous, manly treasure trail is automtically to be moved to the ‘sexy list’. There’s something so feral and primitive and sort of ape like about it.

God I love it. I love it I love it I love it.

Don’t you?

Una_Persson · May 25, 2002, 2:23pm

::: runs away screaming from this thread ::: :eek:

BlackKnight · May 25, 2002, 2:34pm

How about if the hair is abundant enough on the lower abdomen to be shaved into a little arrow pointing south?

tiny_ham · May 25, 2002, 2:50pm

no no…it must be natural…a rambling tangle of dark, manly hair from a slightly tanned six pack belly.

guh guh guh…I’m all squirmy

BlackKnight · May 25, 2002, 3:40pm

sigh I don’t have the slightly tanned six pack belly either.

alice_in_wonderland · May 25, 2002, 4:17pm

I’m with you Jarbaby.

A treasure trail is pretty much enough to make my retinas disattach from the rest of my eyeball and go shooting right accross the room.

Yum.

AHunter3 · May 25, 2002, 4:27pm

It’s rather reassuring to see our gender being objectified! Even if you aren’t drooling in response to seeing me personally, every time I hear this kind of thing it increases my sense of the possible!

tiny_ham · May 25, 2002, 4:33pm

show me your tummy AHunter…let’s see what’s possible

My_Darn_Snake_Legs · May 25, 2002, 5:23pm

Hooray for the objectification of men!

And for the objectification of hairy men!

–==the sax man==–

butter_pie · May 25, 2002, 6:49pm

Ewww…gross. I’m for hairless, pale skinny geeks myself.

tiny_ham · May 25, 2002, 6:51pm

So when it said “treasure trail appreciation thread” what made you click on it if you hate it so much?

Come on boys and girls…voice your joy at the hairy tummies of the world!!!

j

LolaBaby · May 25, 2002, 6:54pm

I don’t care for the trail but I do appreciate a smooth six-pack myself (along with a six-pack of beer also).

iconoplast · May 25, 2002, 6:56pm

<singing>Happy trails… to you… until… we meet… again…</singing>

For some reason, the happy trail is the only hair I like seeing on a male body. (Well, aside from on the head and face.) It’s part of why I love seeing guys with their shirts off, even if it does make me giddy/giggly like a schoolgirl.

BlackKnight · May 25, 2002, 8:48pm

DAMMIT! I just can’t win.

Does anyone out there like hairy, pale, skinny geeks?

Anyone?

[sub]Anyone?[/sub]

Squish · May 25, 2002, 8:53pm

“I like 'em short, I like 'em tall, I like 'em all!”

Yes, BlackKnight, there are a lot of women who like hairy, pale, skinny geeks–actor Michael McManus has quite the drrrooolers!

(Frankly, I like my boyfriend’s little Ben&Jerry’s tummy–I’d be soooo insecure if he were “perfect”)

iampunha · May 25, 2002, 9:38pm

Well, it ain’t an untamed wild yet, but gimme a couple years and I’ll report back:)

Venoma · May 25, 2002, 9:44pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Belly.

medstar · May 25, 2002, 11:03pm

I take it that Til Lindemann has a treasure trail that jarbabyj likes a lot?

thinksnow · May 25, 2002, 11:06pm

So, what if someone only had a light trail?

alice_in_wonderland · May 25, 2002, 11:52pm

::rrrrrrrrrrowrrrrrr::

Excuse me - I have to go put a cool cloth over my eyes…