A little over 2 years ago, MrVisible opened one of the most intriguing threads ever on the SDMB: Why don’t they make People Kibble?
The above thread, its companion IMHO thread, and various other discussions have all touched on the desire for a simple-to-prepare, fast, and above all nutritionally complete food.
1. Is there a market for Human Chow?
As I see it, there’s definitely a market for some sort of human chow. MrVisible, Commander Fortune, LazarusLong42, jeyen, justwannano, toadspittle, Green Bean, SmackFu, caircair, Sunspace, Lynn Bodoni, Derleth, Tzel, Caldazar, LifeWillFall, Spiny Norman, Sam Stone, El_Kabong, Myron Van Horowitzski, Jrob, dil, Togepi no Miko, bluecanary, Phobos, featherlou, sliv, Fiver, drewbert, Czarcasm, zenith, hypergirl, fishcrawford, Troy McClure SF, Smeghead, Helena, Gerome, Iteki, Harmonix, interface2x, FlyingDragonFan, ski, CalMeacham, Legomancer, Coil, Cheesesteak, neutron star, Katisha, stargazer, Neidhart, Xavier, Sublight, Koffing, elfkin477, Kevin Partida, and broccoli! all expressed varying degrees of positive interest in some sort of perfect, all-in-one food on the SDMB (not always for themselves; see below).
Interest in Human Chow is not confined to the SDMB. Try searching on Google for ‘People Kibble’, ‘Human Chow’, or ‘People Chow’. There’s also a well-known pop-culture reference to Bachelor Chow in Futurama.
Target markets for Human Chow that have been suggested include:
[ul][li]Bachelors[/li][li]Overworked People[/li][li]Dieters[/li][li]Computer Geeks[/li][li]Students[/li][li]Backpackers[/li][li]Stoners[/li][li]Vegan/Vegetarian[/li][li]Survivalists[/li][li]Soldiers[/li][li]the Homeless[/li][li]Famine victims[/li][li]Prisoners[/li][li]Astronauts[/li][/ul]
2. What would Human Chow consist of?
Many different possible “people kibbles” have been suggested, ranging from a “red pill” (fishcrawford) to “4-5 slim jims plus a basket of fries” (jesuslynch. I believe the three most worthwhile nominations are as follows:
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[li]Purina (Mills) High Protein Monkey Diet is intended as a “constant nutrition complete life cycle diet” for all primates (it says monkeys on the website, but I don’t see why, if that includes orang-utans, chimpanzees and bonobos, it shouldn’t include humans. I’m not sure if it’d be OK to copy and paste the nutritional info for the chow to this post, but it’s there on the linked website if you’re interested. Small modifications could be made to the formula, which comes in extruded biscuits, to make it a) more palatable to humans, and b) more suitable for specific sections of the population e.g. dieters, young adults, vegan, high-exercise etc.[/li]
[li]Dilberitos don’t appear to be as complete as the Purina Kibble, but on the other hand have the advantage of resembling human food rather than pet food (they are microwavable vegetarian burritos). They were devised by Dilbert creator Scott Adams and food technician Jack Parker and contain 100% daily value for most vitamins and minerals (no mention of proteins, fatty acids etc. though). They aren’t quite what we’re after, though.[/li]
[li]Prison Loaf is in need of a snazzy new name first and foremost. It is used for each and every meal for certain prisoners (the example linked to, which features a recipe just in case you fancied making some at home, is from Fairfax County Adult Detention Center in Virginia), is vegetarian (vegan?), and consists primarily of wheat bread, but also contains spinach, beans, (non-dairy) cheese and carrots.[/li][/list=1]
What do you think? Is anyone up for bringing Human Chow to the masses?