When I was a kid, I used to look through the Catholic newspaper we received weekly for the ratings of films by the U.S. Council of Bishops. This was long before the MPAA “G-M-R-X” rating system (the ancestor of the G-PG-PG-13-R-NC-17 system we have now), and I was always curious to see how they rated the films. Remember, this was before restrictions, so that all movies were effectively “G”. The Bishops’ ratings were:
**A-I -- Morally Unobjectionable for Anyone
A-II -- Morally Unobjectionable for Adults and Adolescents
A-III -- Morally Unobjectionable for Adults
A-IV -- Morally Unobjectionable for Adults, with Reservations
B -- Morally Objectionable in Part for Everyone
C -- Condemned**
In my naivete, I thought A-IV meant that, if you were a grown-up, and you already had reservations to the theater, you could go, even though the bishops didn’t approve. I didn’t understand why there were separate B and C categories. If the film was objectionable in part for everyone, how was that different than “Condemned”.
Of course, the most interesting mocies were Condemned. The Killing of Sister George. Carnal Knowledge. A Clockwork Orange. Anything rated “X”.
In time, I came to resent the list – why should the bishops tell me what to see and what not to? Wasn’t avoiding films somehow immature itself? What was so awful about Anatom,y of a Murder? (discussion of rape, apparently).
Imagine my surprise to find that they’re still at it, and have a website:
http://www.usccb.org/movies/movieall.htm
They’ve gotten rid of the distinction between B and C films, and replaced that sexy “C” with “O” for “Objectionable”. I’m not surprised to see Caligula there, and Rocky Horror Picture Show. But The Terminator? And Terminator II? I still wonder about the Bishops, even when they get a chance to explain themselves, as they do on this site.