Our Bad Astronomer in the news again

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_monday_040315.html

Phil battle wackos who see faces in everything. Most interestingly, he proves his point with a face of Lenin that he found in the drops of water on his shower curtain.

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Thank gawd for our very own Bad Astronomer to debunk the wackos claims of nonsense.

Thanks, Phil!

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Man, he puts the smack down when riled, doesn’t he?

That Lenin-in-the-shower is just creepy, though.

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Dude, he finds a picture of Lenin in his shower curtain, delivered by aliens, and he ignores the important message!!!1 It’s a sign that communism is the way the aliens run their society, which means we should all make our governments communist!!!1

Er, um, maybe that’s just the huge pile of frosted circus animal cookies I just ate speaking up.

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I like Phil’s posts on the SDMB, but I have to say ignoring the signs on the shower curtain is playing with fire.

Phil, get out the tinfoil hat dude. When Lenin returns from Planet X after the coming of the Grand Flizboxentss, there will be hell to pay for non-seers.

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Freaky indeed, although it looks more like Castro to me.

Anyway, I’m off to take a shower and see what I can come up with.

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Sadly, shortly thereafter, my wife replaced the shower curtain with one that is water-resistant.

Incidentally, others have said they see Colonel Sanders and Mark Twain in that image, not Lenin. But I think that proves my point about pareidolia.

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Or perhaps it proves my long standing theory about the unwholly conspiracy through the ages between Mark Twain, Colonel Sanders, and Vladimir Lenin to control the world’s supply of shower curtains! Whaddaya have to say to that, Mr. Science?

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So…
When you are in the shower…do you see the worm?

What?

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Minor nitpick - Mark Twain, Colonel Sanders, and Lenin are the same person, wearing disguises. You ever see any of them together at the same time?

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You fool. If only you’ll use a Ouija board in your bathroom, he’ll tell you the 11 herbs and spices recipe.

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Well I see skeletons and weird faces when I stare at my ceiling. Does that mean “they” are coming to get me?

Besides, everyone knows Lenin isn’t from Planet X; he’s from Marklar.