YEEEEEOOOWWW! Nair on my balls!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh lord, forgive me for my sins! How could I have been so stupid?!? I told my girlfriend time and time again not to leave me alone; I get bored and do stupid shit! I’ve been like this all my life.

I mean, it says right on the package not to use on genitalia, but this is female Nair, I thought I was exempt! My scrotum just covers my genitalia, it’s not techinically it! I was born under a bad sign, the devil made me do it, it’s not my fault, I’ll be a good boy mommy!
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Just make the burning stop!

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Did it get rid of the hair at least?

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Nope. Not that I’m a very hairy guy to begin with, I was just screwing around, but it takes 4 minutes. I estimate I lasted about 45 seconds.

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BAND NAME!! :smiley:

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And the envelope, please.

“Howard Dean was quoted out of context; the full quotation, please?”

May your nosehair catch fire every time you sneeze.

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I thought this was going to be the urban legend, about the guy who wakes up with a hangover and a really itchy crotch after getting drunk and pissing off his girlfriend the night before…

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Tell me this was not because you saw that thread and thought “Hm. Waxing sounds painful…think I’ll try Nair instead…” :stuck_out_tongue:

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I use the Veet there regularly and haven’t had any problems. Maybe I’ve desensitized my ballsack :frowning:

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Which Veet? They have wax, mousse, spray gel …

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No no no no no… You’re supposed to use NADS on your nads. I just love those Nads commercials.

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I was planning on the mousse, but when I got to the store I couldn’t remember if it was the mousse or lotion that had been recommended. The lotion had a “sensitive skin” variety and was a little cheaper, so I use that. Once it’s gone I’ll try the mousse too.

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Is this stuff made to remove hair?

I’ve been keeping my scrot’ covered with extra strength neosporin + pain relief but I’m pretty sure I have chemical burns. The skin is all red and blotchy and slighty moist with a pus-like substance and incredibly sensitive.

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The screaming, however, lasted the four minutes recommended on the bottle.

And speaking of ‘out of context’, this quote snippet sounds completely obscene. <grin>

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You think that’s bad? Try getting Marzena Hair Remover Lotion (with new inhibitor!) on your vulva( or, insert name for very sensitive and unprotective skin around vagina here.) ! Now that hurt for days!

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Yup, works like a charm. Doesn’t really feel like anything while it’s on, the bottle recommends 5 minutes, more if that doesn’t work, and no more than 10 total. I do 7 or 8 just to be sure it does the job. When I rinse and wash it all away it burns just a little bit, just a little more sensitive overall, but that only lasts a few minutes.

Seriously, I hope my balls are just pain-resistant, and not desensitized in general.