This may get moved, but I couldn’t think of where else to put it.
I’ve been invited by my sisterin laws boyfriend to join him in the brotherhood of E Clampus Vitus. Clampers, in other words.
All I’ve been able to dig up is that they are a fraternal organization dedicated to preserving western history and such.
So, any advice? Warnings? Any other brothers on here?
Apparently their arch-enemy is Angle-Grinder Man.
Well, come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed…
Oh, Clampers.
Nevermind!
So, nothing to do with this wise guy?
I got that E Clampus Vitus thing once in my computer. Had a devil of a time getting rid of it.
You know, dudes- in GQ, it is polite to wait until the actual question has been answered before the joke answers.
Anyway- here is their homepage:
http://www.sonnet.com/eqdir/clmpmain.html
My humor waits for no man!
Actually, most of us are still waiting.
Heehhee…
E. Clampus Vitus was formed in the Gold Rush era as a charitable society, “to succor orphans and comfort widows. Especially to comfort the widows”, per oral tradition not necessarily reliable.
Pfft. E clampus vitus is Latin for “Pull me over, I’m drunk.”