I’m really ready to move on with this competition, but there’s supposed to be someone jaw-droppingly good in Vegas, so I’m curious enough about that to tune in.
For the alleged contestant to be better than Paris, he or she would have to descend from Heaven on a cloud attended by a thousand angels, and sing like an Arizona breeze in a Minnessota winter.
On your birthday, Biggirl, just remember that as long as you don’t look like Mikayla Gordon, you already look fabulous. I’ll have a drink for you while I’m watching tonight.
Oh, and remember guys: POTUS is speaking tonight, so it’s only an hour long. Schedule accordingly.
Thanks again everyone. My hubby asked me where I wanted to go eat for my birthday and I said, “But tonight is American Idol!” We are going to Vegas for our vacation this year but I swear it has nothing to do with this TV show."