Noooo! I liked Pepe!
Pepe was cute - and surprisingly self-aware. I liked him a lot. Who are all these crazy people? I don’t remember … OH! Crazy Eye! I actually do remember him. Haircut’s tragic, though.
I though Pepe was ah’ite. I also think he handled his rejection pretty well.
They fooled me with the backstory!
Yeah, me too! Dang, I wanted that great big guy to blow them all away with his beautiful voice. Disappointing.
I thought that they passed the auditions, since they did a background story…
Oooooo … I like the Cranberries, but they did not do a very good job. They’re still worlds better than Elizabeth Pha, though. Plus, they don’t look like two-dollar hookers, which is an improvement over many contestants this time.
Flag Guy is not even singing yet and he already freaks me the fark out.
The dream is dead, dude.
I believe I may have spoken too soon. But … did you see Paula’s face? P-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s. Totally priceless.
This is what Aretha Franklin WOULD sound like if Aretha sucked ass.
Wow. Princess and Aretha? Close your eyes and you can’t tell them apart, man.
Oh, Princess, Princess, Princess. Prin-cess! Shut! Up! Just … be perfectly silent. OK? Please?
Snerk. I love you, Dio.
I love that new version.
I should have changed that fucking lock, you should have shoved the fucking keys!
I like the looks of that gray-haired boy. Hope he’s good!
I am inherently suspicious of any woman who does not know all the words to that song. It’s preprogrammed in our DNA, isn’t it? … God, I love the montages! I want to audition for this show just so I can be included in one of those “Parade of Suck” clipreels.
It’s Joe Cocker!
He is good. I wholeheartedly approve of his choice of songs, too, not that he needs my approval. Pickhimpickhimpickhim! Don’t be an ass, Simon!
I totally did not expect this guy to be able to sing but he’s damn good. Simon’s being a dick.