Lane Meyer wins his drag race against the two Asian Howard Cosells, beats Roy Stalin down the K-12, wins over Monique Jeneut, wins back Beth, but decides to go with Monique, Ricky’s Mom blows up, Junior creates a Space Shuttle from common household items, but we never find out if the Paperboy gets his Two Dollars!
[nitpick]Two brothers: one speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “Wide World of Sports.” So I ask you, which is worse: speaking no English at all, or speaking like Howard Cosell?[/nitpick]
True, but they both wore the same Wide World Of Sports announcer clothing as Howard Cosell, so even though the other brother spoke no English, he could still be considered a Cosell-ite
personally, i think speaking only Howard Cosell is worse
Charlie and his bookie try to call Elaine, but reach the Bagel shop instead. Kramer (in between racial epithets) tells them she’ll be at the Festivus celebration at Frank and Estelle’s he’s just leaving for, and brings them along.
Yes, but he learns the true meaning of Christmas, and his friends realize that perhaps his little tree wasn’t so puny after all- it just needed a little love.
Santa Claus reveals that Frosty was made out of Christmas snow, and he’s all right after all. Frosty helps Santa on Christmas Eve, promising Karen he’ll be back on Christmas Day.
After reading Pinky’s Christmas letter, the Brain has a change of heart and decides not to take over the world- at least for tonight.
Even though Homer blew all his money at the racetrack, it’s still a Merry Christmas after all- they have a new dog!
Billy Ray and Louis outsmart the Duke Brothers by selling short on orange juice futures, and not only send the Duke Brothers into bankruptcy, but send Clarence Beeks off to mate with gorillas.
(Well, the events take place at Christmas and New Year, so it’s a Christmas movie in my eyes)
Come on, folks! The United States Postal Service delivers all their Santa mail to Mr. Kris Kringle, who’s currently on trial, thus inadvertently exonerating him!
On My So-Called Life there was a Christmas episode where this homeless girl was a squatter and Angela learned an important lesson about life. Then the girl kicked off this mortal coil. Beautiful episode until they showed a shot from above and literal flutter of wings at the side of the frame.
A young boy singlehandedly defeats a pair of housebreakers who’ve been looting the homes of people away for the holidays. At the same time, he discovers that having his overbearing family around isn’t so bad after all.
The Santa actor and the midget rob the store, Santa fucks the bartender’s brains out, the fat kid gets his ass kicked. Santa finds a heart of gold, the midget gets his, the fat kid kicks ass.
The German squad surrenders to the American squad after many false starts. Something goes terribly wrong when Mother shows up, the Germans all get killed, as does Father. They transport his body back masquerading as medics. The captain (John C. McGinley) reams their asses.
Army buddies open a resort and are wildly successful as singers and dancers. In a variation of this film, two army buddies rescue a financially troubled resort owned by their retired general and are wildly successful as singers and dancers. Both end with “White Christmas” and star pretty much the same people.
At the Christmas Court at Chinon in 1183, none of the family members (Henry, his estranged wife Eleanor, and their sons Richard, Geoffrey and John) actually kills any of the others.