Sandman duel

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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For those of you who have not partaken of the joy that is Sandman:
This is “the oldest game” practiced by gods, mortals and Endless since the beginning of time; what you do is you choose a form, and two adjectives to go with it “I am bull, snake-crushing, heavy-footed”, and your opponent then chooses a form to defeat that “I am anthrax, butcher-bacterium, warm-life slaying”

Rules are:

  1. No undue escalation (e.g., “I’m a spider” - “Hah! I’m a nuclear holocaust”)
  2. No undue hesitation (answer as quickly as you can)
  3. No lack of imagination
  4. Quote the form you’re answering to. Do not fight a beaten form!

Give it a try!

I’ll start it off:

I am the Ocean, vast, engulfing.

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I am the Sun, hot and evaporating.

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I am time, persistant and inescapable.
(really what else can beat the sun?)

4

I am a queue, timeless and interminable.

(clouds, night, sunscreen)

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I am a youngster, rude, queue-crushing.

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Aw, man! I so wanna do a two-fer. Since there’s only a couple of us here so far, I’m going to take the liberty.

I am a Mother, overbearing, strict
Who of course is crushed by:

I am an Infant, vulnerable, helpless.

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Hey, no fair! You want me to beat an infant? :eek:

[del]I am an older sibling, jealous, tormenting [/del] too close to youngster.

Hmmm…

I am a loved pacifier, soft, forever lost… :frowning:

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Sorry…too close to nuclear holocaust? There’s a Moral Lesson about the strength of the weak in here, I’m sure of it! :smiley:

I’m a plastic bag, containing and safe.

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I am the same plastic bag, forever separating, isolating.

Tris

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I am a puppy, adventurous and shredder of inanimate objects.

Maybe that doesn’t work so well. I’m just trying to come up with something to free the pacifier.

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I am crate, confining and cozy

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Well done!

I am a bladder, untrained and insistent.

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I am a wee-wee pad, soft, absorptive.

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I am the same wee-wee pad six hours later, wet and odoriferous.

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I am a bottle of Odor-B-Gon! I am rigid and plastic, yet filled with sloshy liquid.

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I am a weirdo, thirsty and undiscriminating.

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I am saltwater, lethal and tempting.

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Since heat/evaporation’s been done: I am pollution, poisoning your species.

(I am also Malcolm X and Spartacus, but they’re just kinda back-up at the moment.)

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I am a distillation plant, boiling and purifying.

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I am a power outtage.