Sandman duel

[QUOTE=Sampiro]
I am a power outtage.
[/QUOTE]

I am a flashlight, steady-beamed, illuminating.

[QUOTE=Mrs. Millamant]
I am a flashlight, steady-beamed, illuminating.
[/QUOTE]

I am a leaky battery, releasing acid, contaminating.

[QUOTE=Puzzler]
I am a leaky battery, releasing acid, contaminating.
[/QUOTE]

I am a base, neutralizing, producing water and salt.

[QUOTE=CaerieD]
I am a base, neutralizing, producing water and salt.
[/QUOTE]
I am CATS. All your base are belong to me.

I am catnip: tasty but with unpredictable results.

I am the rock in the box: I burning your dog.

[QUOTE=Beadalin]
I am catnip: tasty but with unpredictable results.

[/QUOTE]

I am an Herbalist, brewing and bubbling.

I am a cheap-ass cauldron, rusting and leaking.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I am a cheap-ass cauldron, rusting and leaking.
[/QUOTE]

I am June Carter Cash risen from the dead and picking up the herbs.

I am a Rasta, zombie-dispatching, herb-smoking.

I am Haile Selassie telling you to do my bidding.

I am The Hulk, only deaf and mute.

[QUOTE=Beadalin]
I am The Hulk, only deaf and mute.
[/QUOTE]

I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!)

[QUOTE=wevets]
I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!)
[/QUOTE]

I am the Marvel Ultimates Universe, pants-shedding, censor-defying.

[QUOTE=wevets]
I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!)
[/QUOTE]

I am a rivet, jean reinforcing, building building

[QUOTE=USCDiver]
I am a rivet, jean reinforcing, building building
[/QUOTE]

I am Bender, please insert girder, (taker off of pants, wrecker of buildings)

I am a virus, hardware crashing, data destroying.

[QUOTE=Peter Morris]
I am a virus, hardware crashing, data destroying.
[/QUOTE]

I am an anti-retroviral medication, nausea inducing, life prolonging

[QUOTE=USCDiver]
I am an anti-retroviral medication, nausea inducing, life prolonging
[/QUOTE]

Medication against a computer virus?

Anyway…

I am allergy, medication intolerant, anaphylactic shock causing

I am a steroid, inflammation quelling, breath-saving

[QUOTE=Menocchio]
I am a steroid, inflammation quelling, breath-saving
[/QUOTE]

I am an itch in the middle of your back, chronic, steroid-resistant.