Sandman duel

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
41

I am a long fingernail, scratching, relieving itch.

Y’know, you really should try scratching first :slight_smile:

42

I am a fungus critter, yellow, nail-up-prying, creepifying.

43

I am an insect – no nails, no problems!

44

I am a boot, bug stomping, spider crushing

45

I am Homer Simpson, boot-disparaging, beer-drinking.

46

I am the childproof medicine cap, pause-inducing, Homer-frustrating.

47

I am the determined toddler in the Terrible Twos, applying energy and ingenuity without limits.

48

I am The Nap, irresistible and unforgiving.

49

I am Sugar, tooth rotting and rush inducing.

50

I am Death. Peaceful and final .

51

I am Memory, eternal and forever.

(OK, that’s redundant.)

52

I am Alzheimer’s, insidious and degenerative.

53

I am Love, accepting and gentle.

54

I am Hate, callous and spiteful.

55

I am Laughter, clear and open.

56

I am a corporate training seminar, mandatory and condescending.

57

I am casual Fridays, optional and uplifting

58

I am the office fat chick in Daisy Dukes and a halter top who ruins it for everybody.

59

I am fashion sense, elegant, cellulite-hiding.

60

I am nerd, clashing and ill-fitting.