Sandman duel

[Puzzler]

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
I am an itch in the middle of your back, chronic, steroid-resistant.
[/QUOTE]

I am a long fingernail, scratching, relieving itch.

Y’know, you really should try scratching first

[Cervaise]

I am a fungus critter, yellow, nail-up-prying, creepifying.

[Puzzler]

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I am a fungus critter, yellow, nail-up-prying, creepifying.
[/QUOTE]

I am an insect – no nails, no problems!

[Peter_Morris]

I am an insect – no nails, no problems!

I am a boot, bug stomping, spider crushing

[iamthewalrus_3]

[QUOTE=Peter Morris]
I am a boot, bug stomping, spider crushing
[/QUOTE]
I am Homer Simpson, boot-disparaging, beer-drinking.

[wevets]

[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]
I am Homer Simpson, boot-disparaging, beer-drinking.
[/QUOTE]

I am the childproof medicine cap, pause-inducing, Homer-frustrating.

[Scribble]

I am the determined toddler in the Terrible Twos, applying energy and ingenuity without limits.

[WhyNot]

[QUOTE=Scribble]
I am the determined toddler in the Terrible Twos, applying energy and ingenuity without limits.
[/QUOTE]

I am The Nap, irresistible and unforgiving.

[muldoonthief]

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
I am The Nap, irresistible and unforgiving.
[/QUOTE]

I am Sugar, tooth rotting and rush inducing.

[Omegaman]

I am Death. Peaceful and final .

[WhyNot]

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I am Death. Peaceful and final .
[/QUOTE]

I am Memory, eternal and forever.

(OK, that’s redundant.)

[CaerieD]

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
I am Memory, eternal and forever.

(OK, that’s redundant.)
[/QUOTE]

I am Alzheimer’s, insidious and degenerative.

[WhyNot]

[QUOTE=CaerieD]
I am Alzheimer’s, insidious and degenerative.
[/QUOTE]

I am Love, accepting and gentle.

[hocow]

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
I am Love, accepting and gentle.
[/QUOTE]

I am Hate, callous and spiteful.

[Kythereia]

I am Laughter, clear and open.

[Beadalin]

I am a corporate training seminar, mandatory and condescending.

[Autolycus]

I am casual Fridays, optional and uplifting

[Sampiro]

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I am casual Fridays, optional and uplifting
[/QUOTE]

I am the office fat chick in Daisy Dukes and a halter top who ruins it for everybody.

[Little_Plastic_Ninja]

[QUOTE=Sampiro]
I am the office fat chick in Daisy Dukes and a halter top who ruins it for everybody.
[/QUOTE]

I am fashion sense, elegant, cellulite-hiding.

[Typo_Knig]

[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja]
I am fashion sense, elegant, cellulite-hiding.
[/QUOTE]
I am nerd, clashing and ill-fitting.