Sandman duel

I am a bully, lunch-money stealing, swilie-giving

I am Marty McFly, time travelling, bully emasculating

I am Marty’s mom, boobalicious and incestariffic.

I am midlife, sagging and spreading.

Really? You need Death to beat Sugar?

Anyway, back to the game…

I am children, lovable, make midlife worth living.

I am Children, screeching, exhausting.

I am education, proper, disciplining

I am Daydreams, distracting, liberating.

I am ADD; entrancing and…OOH let’s go ride bikes!

I am a Mack truck, ponderous and bike-crushing.

I am the spirit of poor driving - truck-mangling, highway-interchange burning.

I am a truck stop whore, knob-polishing, schedule-destroying, virus-spreading.

I just wrote a sentence beginning with “I am a truck stop whore”… My mom would be so proud.

I am Love. Sweet and everlasting .

I am hate.Bloodthirsthy and violent.

Sorry, had to get that one out too.

There’s nothing wrong with whores. The word is kind of harsh. I kind of like ladys of the evening.
I’m sure your mother is proud, though .

I am Indifference, aloof and untouchable.

I am mild interest, eyebrow raised but easily distracted.

I am a punch to the face, cruel and harsh, attention demanding.

I am an ice pack, pain numbing, swelling reducing.

I am condensation, slippery, drippy, maddening.