Sandman duel

I am a bully, lunch-money stealing, swilie-giving

I am Marty McFly, time travelling, bully emasculating

I am Marty’s mom, boobalicious and incestariffic.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I am Marty’s mom, boobalicious and incestariffic.
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I am midlife, sagging and spreading.

[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
I am Sugar, tooth rotting and rush inducing.
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[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I am Death. Peaceful and final .
[/QUOTE]

Really? You need Death to beat Sugar?

Anyway, back to the game…

[QUOTE=Reepicheep]
I am midlife, sagging and spreading.
[/QUOTE]

I am children, lovable, make midlife worth living.

[QUOTE=Puzzler]
I am children, lovable, make midlife worth living.
[/QUOTE]

I am Children, screeching, exhausting.

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
I am Children, screeching, exhausting.
[/QUOTE]

I am education, proper, disciplining

[QUOTE=Puzzler]
I am education, proper, disciplining
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I am Daydreams, distracting, liberating.

I am ADD; entrancing and…OOH let’s go ride bikes!

I am a Mack truck, ponderous and bike-crushing.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
I am a Mack truck, ponderous and bike-crushing.
[/QUOTE]

I am the spirit of poor driving - truck-mangling, highway-interchange burning.

I am a truck stop whore, knob-polishing, schedule-destroying, virus-spreading.

I just wrote a sentence beginning with “I am a truck stop whore”… My mom would be so proud.

I am Love. Sweet and everlasting .

I am hate.Bloodthirsthy and violent.

Sorry, had to get that one out too.

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I am a truck stop whore, knob-polishing, schedule-destroying, virus-spreading.

I just wrote a sentence beginning with “I am a truck stop whore”… My mom would be so proud.
[/QUOTE]

There’s nothing wrong with whores. The word is kind of harsh. I kind of like ladys of the evening.
I’m sure your mother is proud, though .

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I am Love. Sweet and everlasting .

I am hate.Bloodthirsthy and violent.
[/QUOTE]

I am Indifference, aloof and untouchable.

I am mild interest, eyebrow raised but easily distracted.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
I am mild interest, eyebrow raised but easily distracted.
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I am a punch to the face, cruel and harsh, attention demanding.

I am an ice pack, pain numbing, swelling reducing.

I am condensation, slippery, drippy, maddening.