Mine is more of a giggle.
BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
Oh and…
FEAR ME!
Your Name/Username: swampbear
You are a: Huge Primate
As a result of… Your creation by an ancient, mysterious civilization
Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Acid)
Secondary Ability: Energy Absorption and Redirection
Achilles Heel: Love
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth
The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany
:eek:
Your Name/Username: Ryjae
You are a: Giant, Flying Insect
As a result of… Hailing from an alternate dimension
Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom
Secondary Ability: Toxic Skin
Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Hunger
The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany
Looks like you can hop on my back for our combined attack on Berlin.
Your Name/Username: Mouse_Maven
You are a: Gigantic Human
As a result of… A ritualistic summoning to this plane of existence
Offensive Ability: Psychic Blast
Secondary Ability: Radioactive Aura
Achilles Heel: Chemical Sensitivity
Resistance to heavy artillery: Moderate
Primary motivation? To be left alone
The first location you attack: Rome, Italy
I’ll get to Rome, right after I star in a block-buster flim with a confusing plot.
Giggles and squeee’s. Nice combo. I give it a 8 out of 10. 
Sounds good to me. Ya know, I got nuttin’ against Berlin, but I guess if we’re supposed to attack/destroy major world cities Berlin’s as good a place as any to start.
So, afterwards do we team up with Mouse_Maven to finish off Rome or do we just hop on over to say Paris or Madrid for dessert?
We could go to Rome and have Mouse_Maven for dessert, it is hunger that is my primary motivation.
I ain’t even thinkin’ about much less touching Mouse-Maven right now! :eek:
Wouldn’t RyJae’s toxic skin kill you, swampbear?
Way to let my dinner get away :mad:
I’m not sure if I should be flattered or would be flattened. 
Now, where is my big-ass sucking pit of doom power? I could use that. Waitaminute - that would be the kid. Never mind. 
The way I see it, it would be cooler if you first fought it out and then the winner went on to attack Berlin, Germany.
BTW, how do you get to generate your monster profile?
Here. I hope you’re something I can eat too, and vulnerable to my powers MUHAAAA
… I’ll get back on that to you later. The firewall at work is blocking the site. :mad:
But, since I’m still a puny human, my guess is you will have eaten me by then. :eek:
Your Name/Username: Sunspace
You are a: Shapeless Blob
As a result of… Genetic/molecular alteration
Offensive Ability: Razor-Sharp Claws/Appendages
Secondary Ability: Regeneration
Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons
Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average
Primary motivation? To be left alone
The first location you attack: Sydney, Australia
Looks like I’m off to Bizarro-land (I mean, Australia)!
meh
Your Name/Username: Kythereia
You are a: Shapeless Blob
As a result of… Hailing from an alternate dimension
Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Strength
Achilles Heel: Love
Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average
Primary motivation? To be left alone
The first location you attack: Vancouver, Canada
FEAR ME, VANCOUVER! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your Name/Username: gigi
You are a: Colossal Arachnid
As a result of… A scientific experiment gone horribly wrong
Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Strength
Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold
Resistance to heavy artillery: Low
Primary motivation? Delusions of Godhood
The first location you attack: Los Angeles, U.S.A
Look out, left coast.
I clicked her link to www.cuteoverload.com. Squee, naked panda!