Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 6:11pm
1
GUINASTASIA
Strength: 9
Guinastasia is a Giant Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, moves at Great Speed, and has Staring Red Eyes.
vs
LIBERTARIAN
Strength: 9
Libertarian is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, can Generate Electricity, and has Webbed Feet and Tough Leathery Skin.
WHO WILL PREVAIL?
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi ?
Oh yeah. I think I’ve found my new addiction. Post your own stats and novelty fights here!
GADFLY
Strength: 9
Gadfly is a Giant Robot that dislikes Modern Architecture, is Covered in Spines, and has Suckers on its Feet.
Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 6:12pm
2
Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 6:17pm
3
…Screw Giant Battle Monsters. This is what happens when Hasty Posters Attack.
I hope this works…
Who will prevail?
Well, the graphics were great but after that there wasn’t much to it (i.e., the site just compares numbers and says “pick a stat”).
Plus all the pop-ups that came along for the ride … but that’s most any site anymore (except SDMB – oops hope I didn’t jinx it!)
Bippy the Beardless is a Giant Robot that controls the Weather and Human Thought, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.
Strength: 9
I can live with that, and it’s true about the Tongue
Strength: 29
Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 6:28pm
6
I checked it in IE. No popups.
Run a few diagnostics, Stibbons.
Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 6:31pm
7
Holy crap. I’ve only seen planet-sized applied to one other monster.
Steve Wright is a Human-Sized Mecha-Dragon that leaves a Trail of Goo, Tunnels Underground, and has Webbed Feet.
Well, I’ve been called worse in my time …
Strength: 3
EddyTeddyFreddy is a Giant Dragon that was Summoned from The Deep, and has Webbed Feet, a Toughened Steel Skeleton and Crablike Pincers.
slortar
September 25, 2003, 7:51pm
10
Ludovic
September 25, 2003, 8:05pm
11
I’m surprised Lib isn’t a giant intelligent squid
carrot
September 25, 2003, 8:10pm
12
carrot is a Giant Robot that will turn back into a Human in the morning, and shoots Laser Beams.Ha! And you thought I was good for you. .
Apparently Cecil Adams is a Tiny Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, shoots Laser Beams, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Four Sets of Teeth.
Gadfly
September 25, 2003, 9:24pm
14
Blasphemy! But… Wait… It would all make sense…
universe.zip is a Collosal Bee that leaves a Trail of Goo, lives Underwater, is Sensitive to Noise, has X-Ray Vision, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.
Strength: 11
Water Attack!
The tripod is kinda cool.
Dragonblink is a Collosal Moth that is Worshipped as a God, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is in League with Dark Forces and Easily Confused, Freezes Solid when Cold, and eats Nuclear Waste.
Strength: 11
Electricity Attack!
Well, if that doesn’t get me into grad school, I don’t know what will.
Kal
September 26, 2003, 6:52am
17
Kal is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, is Covered with a Thick Slime, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and eats Metal.
Strength: 2
Whoever created this has obviously met me.
Woohoo! Bow down before me!
Raibd_Squirrel is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Ant that fires Rockets, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, a Single Giant Eye and a mean Left Hook.
Strength: 31
:smack: Great, my mis-spelt username is stronger that I am.
Skeezix
September 26, 2003, 7:32am
20
Skeezix is a Giant Dragon that leaves a Trail of Goo, can Regenerate, is in League with Dark Forces, and has X-Ray Vision.
Strength: 7
Well, except for the regeneration thing, that’s pretty close.
[sub]And if you substitute dirty ashtrays, empty liquor bottles, and burnt out computer mice for Goo , it’s real close.[/sub]
