Hmmm you’re headed the right way with your coughwussinesscough Achilles heel being extreme cold. But low resistance to heavy artillery? You better take backup.
I’m by far the most fearsome monster yet! 
Your Name/Username: Missy2U
You are a: Gargantuan Cephalopod
As a result of… Your creation by an ancient, mysterious civilization
Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Knockout Gas
Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average
Primary motivation? Battling other monsters
The first location you attack: Tokyo, Japan
Cool. I’ve never been to Japan!
Oh you cute little cuttlefish , let me put you in my monster aquarium. I think I’ll call you Missy4me.
sincerely the worlds most fearsome monster,
Ryjae
Nonsense. I’ve got a MASER cannon hidden in my bag.
Where are you guys getting these profiles from? I only see Monster Movie Inspirational Posters.
yeah, what Autolycus said.
Asked and answered in post 14
Your Name/Username: Madd Maxx
You are a: Colossal Arachnid
As a result of… Mutation after awaking from your prehistoric slumber
Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast
Secondary Ability: Toxic Skin
Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth
The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany
I kick ass!
Your Name/Username:
You are a: Colossal Arachnid
As a result of… Your creation by an ancient, mysterious civilization
Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Heat/Fire)
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Agility/Speed
Achilles Heel: High-Frequency Sound
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Absorbing atomic energy sources
The first location you attack: Rome, Italy
It’s all over for me when the fat lady sings. 
OMG! I’ve created a bunch of monsters! :eek:
Looks like its going to really suck for Berlin once the Giant Mutated Dopers hit.
Hey, I’m going your way. Wanna car pool?
Not if I get there first!
Your Name/Username:
You are a: Monstrous Avian
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Psychic Blast
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Love
Resistance to heavy artillery: Low
Primary motivation? Defending your perceived territory
The first location you attack: Vancouver, Canada
Oh, and SDMB’s resident goddess of love’s Achilles heel is love?
Your Name/Username: Terrifel
You are a: Huge Primate
As a result of… Atomic fallout
Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Strength
Achilles Heel: Electromagnetic Fields
Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average
Primary motivation? Eradication of the human race
The first location you attack: Moscow, Russia
KREEGAH! BUNDOLO! On to Moscow! …At night, that is… after the lights are out. I’m not too sure just how susceptible I am to electromagnetic fields. Are we talking orbital pulse cannons, refrigerator magnets, or what?
In fact, what if I don’t even want to attack Moscow? Who’s going to tell the GIANT RADIOACTIVE PRIMATE which city to attack first? You are not the boss of me. Yes: ultimately, as a child of the Atomic Era, I acknowledge that it is my responsibility to attack Moscow. But when I do, it’ll be because I want to.
Your Name/Username: Autolycus
You are a: Monstrous Avian
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Psychic Blast
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Love
Resistance to heavy artillery: Low
Primary motivation? Defending your perceived territory
The first location you attack: Vancouver, Canada
It looks like I’m will be defeated by a school-girl 
Everything else though is so fucking pwned. Down with Canada!
Your Name/Username:
You are a: Giant, Flightless Insect
As a result of… Genetic/molecular alteration
Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast
Secondary Ability: Radioactive Aura
Achilles Heel: High-Frequency Sound
Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average
Primary motivation? To be left alone
The first location you attack: Sydney, Australia
I WILL CRUSH YOU BENEATH MY many BOOT HEELs!!! EAT IT, SYDNEY! EEEEEAT IT!!!
Your Name/Username: Jahdra
You are a: Gigantic Human
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Heat/Fire)
Secondary Ability: Toxic Skin
Achilles Heel: Electricity
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? Eradication of the human race
The first location you attack: Paris, France
50 Foot Woman Attacks Paris!
Woo hoo! I’ve never been to Paris.
The way I see it, the fact that I’m nearly indestructible and my secondary power is energy absorption and redirection, RyJae’s toxic skin wouldn’t bother me. Besides, hey, free ride to Berlin!
Ok, since Jahdra’s got Paris by herself so far, I say we head there afterwards since there’s three of us attacking Berlin, so that shouldn’t take too long. Plus, I do love me some French pastries! Or maybe we could go on over to Copenhagen… Danish… yumm! Then over to Oslo and Stockholm to finish off Scandanavia!
Your Name/Username: Nava
You are a: Giant, Flightless Insect
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Sonic Scream
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Agility/Speed
Achilles Heel: Electricity
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth
The first location you attack: Mexico City, Mexico
But I was looking for a good organic burrito, señooooor!
Your Name/Username: Carl Corey
You are a: Bipedal Humanoid that Defies Classification
As a result of… A ritualistic summoning to this plane of existence
Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Acid)
Secondary Ability: Radioactive Aura
Achilles Heel: Extreme Heat (strangely, this one is kind of true)
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Delusions of Godhood (as is this one )
The first location you attack: Paris, France (Mmmmm…two-legged escargot)
Your Name/Username:
You are a: Reptilian Monstrosity
As a result of… Atomic fallout
Offensive Ability: Psychic Blast
Secondary Ability: Reactive Adaptation/Evolution
Achilles Heel: Love
Resistance to heavy artillery: Moderate
Primary motivation? Delusions of Godhood
The first location you attack: New York, U.S.A
Delusions of Godhood? I’m taking out New York City for that baseless slur against my divinity!
Your Name/Username: Rico
You are a: Terrifying Automaton
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? Defending your perceived territory
The first location you attack: Sydney, Australia
Yep, sounds like a Moderator to me. Terrifying, flameproof, heavy artillery resistant, can shrivel mere posters with a withering look from their ocular energy blast…
But what’s with this Sydney, Australia shit?