Sydney? I got there first!
You can have what’s left after I’ve finished oozing all over it.
Your Name/Username: MacTech
You are a: Colossal Arachnid
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Melee Combat Adeptness
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold
Resistance to heavy artillery: Low
Primary motivation? Battling other monsters
The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany
I challenge you ALL to battle, Berlin is MINE!!, my venom sacs are full and webshooters ready…
My Spider-Sense is tingling in anticipation of glorious battle!
Well, there was that whole thing with Ares a while back…
Y’all do realize that I personally am the only monster handling Japan,right? So that makes me a - um - KING. Yeah. A KING. I own Tokyo. Missy4me in RyJae’s aquarium? Pish Posh to THAT, man. I be runnin’ TOKYO!!! Hope the rest of you can play nice and SHARE your little cities like good little monsters.
Heh heh - I’m the ruler of TOKYO!
And mom never thought I’d amount to much…
Your Name/Username: Aholibah
You are a: Gargantuan Cephalopod
As a result of… A ritualistic summoning to this plane of existence
Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Heat/Fire)
Secondary Ability: Enhanced Agility/Speed
Achilles Heel: Extreme Heat
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth
The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany
It looks like Berlin is in for a rough week, is all I can say. 'Cause this speedy, fire-breathing, artillery-resistant, tree-hugging mutant squid from another dimension is ready to ROCK! (Just, please – no flamethrowers, 'kay?)
Cthulu? is that you, buddy?
Your Name/Username: cochrane
You are a: Bipedal Humanoid that Defies Classification
As a result of… Your extraterrestrial origins
Offensive Ability: Melee Combat Adeptness
Secondary Ability: Regeneration
Achilles Heel: Extreme Heat
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? To be left alone
The first location you attack: Tokyo, Japan
I’d join you in Tokyo, Missy, but, well…you know. I’d rather be alone.
Your name: Sleel
You are a: Gigantic Human
As a result of: mutation after awaking from your prehistoric slumber
Offensive Ability: Razor-Sharp Claws/Appendages
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: High-Frequency Sound
Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible
Primary motivation? Absorbing atomic energy sources
The first location you attack: Beijing, China
Woo-hoo, I eat radiation, breathe underwater, and artillery is like a summer shower. Of course there is that whole high-frequency sound thing. Better not watch any Japanese porn—particularly school-girl porn—before heading out for dim sum sized shrieking human treats with a nuclear warhead chaser. I’ll be back to kick it with my bud, Gôjira, later. Maybe I’ll also meet up with Missy2U and cochrane (though I hear he’s kind of anti-social).
Your Name/Username: Surok
You are a: Giant, Flightless Insect
As a result of… Alien experimentation
Offensive Ability: Melee Combat Adeptness
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons
Resistance to heavy artillery: Moderate
Primary motivation? Eradication of the human race
The first location you attack: Sydney, Australia
Sunspace, what’s your ETA over there? I’m with you all the way!
Your Name/Username: Lynne_kilii
You are a: Gigantic Human
As a result of… A ritualistic summoning to this plane of existence
Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast
Secondary Ability: Water-breathing
Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold
Resistance to heavy artillery: High
Primary motivation? Absorbing atomic energy sources
The first location you attack: Moscow, Russia
I’m being sent to Moscow, and my Achilles Heel is Extreme Cold? Bummer.