Speak to me only in Video Game Quotes

Well, I’ve had a lot of fun with the movie thread and I wanted to take it up a notch. So here it is: the video game parallel. Same rules:

An actual story\discussion. Reply, add or question, take the discussion anywhere, but the post must be in movie quote form:

Posts can be up to one paragraph.

“Steinhart ? Fart into the radio.”

Deelighted to Sir! (Starcraft)

…That was a joke (Mass Effect 2, and 3)

I hear it’s amazing when the purple stuffed worm of flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky !

Different denotes neither bad nor good, but it certainly means ‘not the same’. (Alice: Madness Returns)

You spoony bard! (FFIV)

Fission mailed!

“Hey! Don’t shoot ME!”

With luck like yours I’m surprised them bullets didn’t turn right around and climb back into the gun.

Slippy’s hurt!

(non video-game thought: GOOD! Hated the little bastard)

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!!

Chicken. Fight like a robot.

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

I’m right HERE, Rin!

Ormus sees a strange dichotomy in you… as he does in all would-be heroes. Speak to him and he may grant you wisdom in turn. Or turn from him and seek wisdom in thyself.

It’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

…another visitor.

Stay a while.

Stay…FOREVER!

I said come in, don’t stand there !

When I said ‘deadly’ neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it’s not deadly at all. To me.