The Movie Quote Thread (a game)

Here’s the idea:

Every subsequent post in this thread will be a quote from a movie. Quotes can be partially altered in order to keep the thread as coherent as possible.

Let’s not have a failure to communicate here.

Are you talkin’ to me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?

Heh. You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

It’s not me.

Major Strasser has been shot? Round up the usual suspects.

Number 1, step forward.

number 2, activate the time machine!

If you had a Mohawk you could come in. Tonight’s Mohawk Night.

Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

And now for something completely different:

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Why, that’s a horse of a different color!

We are both in barrels. That is the extent of my knowledge.

What would Brian Boitano do / If he was here right now / He’d make a plan and he’d follow through / That’s what Brian Boitano would do.

We’re on a mission from God.

Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?

NI

Damn! We’re in a tight spot!

There’s no basement in The Alamo