The object of the game is to carry out a seemingly normal conversation by using nothing but movie quotes. (No back-to-back quotes from the same movie, though). Hope this works.
Starting with,
When did you turn into a nutbar? Dana Carvey as Garth, Wayne’s World 2.
We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you? Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates, Psycho
**At least I’m housebroken. ** jeff bridges in the big lebowski
“You are a sad, strange, little man.”
–Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.
“Christ, he’s tiny!” Mike Myers as Fat Bastard, Austin Powers, the Spy Who Shagged Me
“Where are the little ones?” Sean Bean as Boromir, FOTR
“You a bounty hunter?”
–Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales
“Greedo, tell Jabba I got the money!” – Harrison Ford as Han Solo, SW:ANH
“How much for the little girl? Your women – how much for the women?”
–Jake, Blues Brothers
“[…]2,000 now, and another fifteen when we reach our destination.” Obi-Wan SW:ANH
“Bargain, that’s a bloody bargain if I ever heard one.”
–Eddy, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
[It’s] a piece of junk! – Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker SW:ANH
David St. Hubbins: Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation.
“You’re meddling in things that ought not be meddled in!” Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid in HPatPS
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be outta here like shit through a goose.
“I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.”
–Maximus, Gladiator
“And what are you laughing at, pig-boy?” Major Payne
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!” Heathers
“Dorks. You look like dorks.”
– Jimmy in Pulp Fiction
“People look at me and they see my brother. That’s the way things have gone since the murder of our father.”
–Danny, American History X
(in the thread Jello’s post comes after Hastur’s post. When I preview my reply, Hastur’s post comes after Jello’s post. This quote doesn’t really make sense if Hastur’s post comes after Jello’s post…)