We all love quoting movies. Go nuts.
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“No! A psychopath kills people for no reason! I kill people for money! Wait…that didn’t sound right…”
“Thanks for the pen, Ken.”
“Will there be meetings?” “Of course!” “No meetings.”
“I don’t want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein.”
“It looked like everyone had swelled.”
“You’re-a-fuck-ing-PSY-cho!”
“This is me breathing.”
“You’re a handsome devil. What’s your name?”
Legomancer, you picked one of my favorite movies!
My favorite exchange:
“If there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, then I am just gonna snap.”
“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I just watched that the other day, so it’s fresh in my mind.
“I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.”
“I don’t think I’m going to go to work anymore.”
“You’re gonna quit?”
“No, I’m just not gonna go anymore.”
“Is it atomic??”
“VERY atomic!”
“In my experience there’s no such thing as luck”
“I am a drunkard”
“Why did it have to be snakes?”
“It’s show time!”
“We have two kinds of pilots here. There’s the prime pilots who get the hot planes and there’s the pudknockers who dream of getting the hot planes. So what’ll you two pudknockers have to drink?”
I just want to make one thing clear. I don’t work on January 8…
…'Cause that’s Elvis’s birthday.
“I see here that you have been missing a lot of work lately”
“Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob”
“The dude abides”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”
Hey there, Dickie-boy! How’s tricks?
"Don’t open that, it’s an alien planet! Is there air?, you don’t know! : :gasping inhale: :
“He treats objects like women!!!”
“I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell’em you’re Jewish, okay?”
Mine too. No one believes me when I say I share my b-day with Elvis though.
“Who’s laughing now? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!”
and from the same movie
“Hey she-bitch! … let’s go.”
“… I, too, am not left handed!”
“Always play with their minds…”
Full metal Jacket
“Private pile you got three fuckin seconds to wipe that rin off your face before i gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!”
Fly, Pelican, Fly…Pelican
“Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry???”
“How many husbands have you had?”
“Mine, or other women’s?”
“We’re like the mounties- we always get our man!”
“Mrs. Peacock was a man?!”
“Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?”
“I don’t know. Maybe we can ask them.”
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”
“Larry, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”
I LOVE that movie. John Goodman was amazing in that movie, and I don’t really like Goodman.
“There is no way…no way you could have come from my loins.” --Buford T. Justice
“I know kung-fu.” --Neo (just the inflection of it is worth it)
“Did you have to eat some…chuck?”
“I kick ass for the Lord!”
“Chefs do that.”
“He’s from the Mateesa tribe.”
“Mo’ tea sir?”
“I will not be ignored.”