Your father and I prepped together, went to war together. We built this club, he and I.
Judge Smails.
“Do you spend time with your family? … Because a man that doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
–Brando in The Godfather.
“Man, if my fuckin’ ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin’ dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself.”
- The Dude in the Big Lebowski
(here’s hoping there’ll be no simulpost)
Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?
Buck Laughlin - Best in Show
“I’ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog.”
- Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
“I was an only child. He was an only dog.”
Narrator, My Dog Skip
**“They named you after the dog!?!” **
- Sal- Indiana Jones&Last Crusade
“Nobody calls me that.”
– Trish “the Dish”, Mallrats
“My name is Muerte!” --Muerte/Morty, Undercover Blues
“My name is Inego Montoya”
“My name is Roger the Shrubber.” Monty Python
“His name’s Jaws, he kills people.”
- James Bond, Moonraker
“Bond. James Bond.”
Arrrggghhh! Simulpost (and same movie/series even)… 
“All right ramblers, let’s get rambling.”
Joe, Resevoir Dogs
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” Captain Oveur - Airplane!
“Of course not, that’s not the point.” Leonardo Di Caprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic
“There’s no sin in giving yourself over to absolute pleasure.” --Dr. Frank N Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin’ “Repent! Repent!” and I got to moanin’ “Save me! Save me!” and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man’s footsteps!”
Lulu Baines, Elmer Gantry
“Lost? Try Revered Harry Krishna!”
-The Muppet Movie