Somebody set up us the bomb!
“In the beggining, the Earth was without form, and void…”
You look like you need a monkey!
Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos? Okay, Mr. Psycho gnome, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but we’re really not interested in your rock garden
Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you’re grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they’re distracted.
ETA: ha ! Typed as a response to control-z, but it works even better after Stowed Bob’s one 
Oooo… big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?
War. War never changes.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!
whoa Thats a BIG mushroom!
Emergency. Induction. Port.
Are you from the planet Gibber? You seem to be speaking gibberish.
You have: no tea.
You steal a man’s wife and hide inside a fortress?! Nothing hangs between your thighs! In fact, there is a hole there so deep it reaches into the maledetto inferno!
A little fire and lightning ought to liven things up!
I hunger!
But enough talk! Have at you!
“Get over here!”
Finish him.
Join the army they said! See the world they said! I’d rather be sailing.
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You steal a man’s wife and hide inside a fortress?! Nothing hangs between your thighs! In fact, there is a hole there so deep it reaches into the maledetto inferno!
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Bring me a suit of that perverted armor!
(Bartolomeo always cracked me up.)
Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I’m going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.
(And just in case there are too many GLaDOS quotes already…)
Yellow car!