Just got off a very aggravating phone call, one of fucking many, with Musician’s Friend. Possibly the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced, worst delivery service, no concern for my business or my time, even though they got a $1600 order from me. Fuck them.
My fiance and I ordered a drum set for our home recording studio from Musician’s Friend, the DTXpress Special. The price was right, no sales tax, and the site says all items are delivered in2-5 business days. Good! So we ordered it on 5/24, thinking we’d have it by the end of the following week.
First, they ship each piece separately, multiple days apart. We get the module after a week, it’s fine, delivered to the door. A week more passes, no sign of the two other boxes. I’m already aggravated that it’s taken 10 business days and the 3rd package is nowhere to be seen when we get the 2nd package, the drums, on Friday (pads, cymbals, etc). Worse yet, it’s the wrong item, of course a cheaper one, the DTXplorer. There’s a $500 difference on these two items.
After literally hours on the phone Friday and yesterday, they agree to ship back the box that’s wrong on their dime. I have to go to Fedex and send it, then call them with the tracking #. They make me wait a full business day until the package “shows up on their computer.” Fantastic. Meantime, after calling twice last week to find the lost 3rd package, it’s located misplaced in the warehouse and “arrives” yesterday. Unlike the other parts, this one piece is Signature Required by UPS, and they never come when I’m home so I have to schlep out to the UPS depot between 7-8pm to get it. It barely fits in my car and weighs 57 lbs. OK, fine, I can live with that. At least it’s the right thing.
So finally, today, they have a record of the drum return. Here’s the kicker: after I went through all that shit to get the shipping label for Fedex and returned the drum, the customer service girl on the phone says, “Whoever set up this return did it wrong. We don’t ship this package as separate parts ( :smack:-- you fucking DID send it as separate packages, and you sent the wrong one, fuckers ). You have to send the whole thing back, including the two correct packages, if you want your drums.”
OK, fuck you, sister. No fucking way am I sending back correct items so you can turn around and send them BACK to me again, in separate packages at different times, possibly screwing it up again, possibly taking 3 more fucking weeks to send it. I told her if I had to send the other parts back, I was getting a refund or I’d take it up with Visa. She puts me on hold for 20 minutes, comes back, of course gets all snotty with me, going, “We’re really making a big exception for you by taking back just the drum component. We never do this for anyone, just take back parts of the order. I had to get special manager authorization on your behalf for this return. You’re very lucky we’re allowing this. That’s all I can do for you.”
No offer for a discount, no shipping refund, even though I asked. I was fucking SO LUCKY that they weren’t requiring me to send the whole thing back to them, I should feel grateful for that and suck it up. The best she could do, she said with her world-weary 20 year old voice, was give me 2 day shipping on the correct drum. Of course, they won’t send the correct drum out until they get the wrong one back, who knows how long it’ll take? Maybe I’ll get it next week, if the gods of fucked shipping see fit to make it so.
Bottom line: DO NOT ORDER FROM MUSICIAN’S FRIEND. They take 3+ weeks to fill orders that their website claims should take 2-5 business days. They send things to you in dribs and drabs, each a week+ apart. That alone would be bad enough, but then they send you the wrong shit and you have to ship it back on your time. But it’s worse than that-- when you send it back, they give you shit for their shipping screw up (I just followed the return directions the guy gave me on the phone!) and tell you to send everything back, even if it’s the right stuff, even if it’s in huge boxes and weighs 30+ lbs each and YOU have to bring it to Fedex yourself. An added bonus is that they try to make you feel honored that they will deign to take back their wrong, cheaper item, and maybe you’ll get your shit in a month when all is said and done. Their phone reps are clueless at best and snotty at worst. What a total clustefuck.
Once more, with feeling: FUCK MUSICIAN’S FRIEND.