DWW:
A lone wolf surviving in Buffalo Gap Nat’l Grassland. Wiki Wolf.
“Walks-with-Fuck-Hair”? with no kids? Bitch would be “Loose-Bitch-is-Havin’-Another-Papoose-and-Shit” and you know what I mean.
The “Have a Cup of Smallpox!”, scene, yeah, Indians never had anything sweet, shit was totally new. “Made gifts of coffee and sugar…”, then they went and opened a Starbucks. FU Costner, you whiny bitch.
F-er out on his horse with the Daisey Red Ryder and shit, droppin’ STAMPEDING BUFFALO (maybe put the F-er’s eye out or some shit,) and I can’t even spell ballistically improbable and shit.
By 1860’s the Lakota Tribe had *NO IDEA OF THE EXPANSION *of the Washichie and shit?
True in DWW: I forgot. Maybe the Black Hills are in South Dakota
Fakes in TOP SHIT:
Any scene with friendly and hostile aircraft in the same scene.
Any aircraft scene.
Multi squadron-patches on Mavdickheads jacket, yup he flys CAP, HeloRescue, ASHandTRASH, mail and shit and LookingGlass.
Dogfight scenes; see: Any and shit
Havin’ a chick with 0 hours in combat air patrol be the “Best of the Best” (see; 900 miles to Florida wearing a space-diaper), advisor with a PhD from Afterburner SNES Tech. FU Bitch.
“Crisis situation with inbound MIGs w/Excocets and shit, so we are flying you halfway around the world to intercept and shit, before they get there.” They got HOW close to a carrier in a Task Force and shit with 1 F-in’ plane flyin’ CAP?
True in Top Shit: I’d rather have our Navy that them stupid pirate Fuckers they got overwhereverthatshitis. I first saw this while at GLakesNavTrnbase and shit that ain’t there anymore.
Top Gun is faker because Kelly McGillis is a lesbian but the movie made me believe she would fuck me if I joined the Navy. That was 4 years down the drain.
So…after watching Tom Cruise beat Val Kilmer in the finals of the Homoerotic Beach Volleyball Tournament, you concluded that your best chance to get laid by a beautiful lesbian is to join the Navy and ship out?
Top Gun was close to the most fake movie ever made. A Simpsons or South Park episode involving aliens is closer to reality. And Tom Cruise is the most pussy / wimp leading man Hollywood has thrown up in decades. How the hell he ended up playing macho characters is incomprehensible to me. And that’s not even considering his real life.
I think our OP is a bit shall we say, fired up, on this topic but he makes perfect sense.