Can we get some famous naked guys?

Cafe Society
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Because the guys (and others who like the girlies) around here always get boobies and us wimmins (and others who like the mansies) never get nothing.

What brought this on was after watching Glee last night and googling a bit of information on Rachel’s mom. The actress is Taye Diggs wife and, quite by accident, I stumbled upon. . . Taye Diggs naked.

http://www.actorsexposed.com/wp-content/u ploads/2009/03/taye-diggs-nude-4.jpg (link is broken because-- Taye Diggs is NAKED!!!)

I also found out-- because once I found one, I had to look for more-- that Harry Potter is pretty well hung. http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files /2009/07/harry-potter-fully-nude.jpg (again broken cuz-- NAKED DANIEL!!!)

Yeah, I’m a dirty old lady who believes in equal rights. Enough boobies, let’s see some dingies!

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“Now, Arlo. Use your words.”

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He’s not super famous, but the actor who plays Kevin on Nurse Jackie is named Dominic Fumusa. I googled him one day out of curiosity and quickly discovered he’d done a nude play, and the pictures are really easy to google up.

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Nice!

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I am not a mod (good news for all concerned), but I don’t think you need to break the links AND put them in spoiler boxes. As long as you make it clear that they’re not safe for work (“famous naked guys” in the thread title seems like a pretty big hint), the spoiler boxes should satisfy the two-click rule.

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I did ask a mod before I posted this thread and I had the very same question! But I had an itchy submit finger and couldn’t wait for the answer. Which is-- two clicks, either way.

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Does that David guy count?

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He’s so cold, so hard with no feelings in him at all. Plus he has a little dick.

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How about Brad Pitt??

http://www. free-nude-celebs-pictures.com/nude-celebs/celeb-pics/bradpitt/brad6a.jpg

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You can also simply uncheck the “automatically parse links in text” option while composing your nudie post. For example, Craig Daniel:

Remove the url tags if they show up.

That’s a safe link anyway though, it takes one more click to get the unblurred monty.

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Since we were talking abut a nude Arnold in the Terminator thread…

w w w.hollywoodportugal.com/data/media/19/Arnold%20Schwarzenegger%20Nude.jpg

Several other pictures similar to that one do exist, but I couldn’t easily find them.

e n.wiki pedia.org/wiki/File:Arnold_schwarzenegger_After_Dark_nude.jpg

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At first I thought this was the guy from St. Elsewhere and was a little frightened.

Word of warning! If you quote an unparsed link, it gets parsed.

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Holy moley was that link hard to kill in the quote box. The stupid edit kept re-parsing after I edited the parsing out. Finally ended up deleting the http part.

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It’ll do that if you click “preview” before unclicking the parse links box.

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Amen to that. Although the standards are changing somewhat, with a slew of both good penis (Sex and the City, Watchmen) and bad but funny penis (Observe and Report, Forgetting Sarah Marshall)…

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Grady Sizemore, a baseball player in Cleveland:

Hugh Laurie (House):

http://www.houseisright.com/2009/05/09/photos-of-hugh-laurie-filming-nude-scene/

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Well, there’s Harvey Keitel in “The Piano” and “Bad Lieutenant.”

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Well, another reason I just can’t wait to get home from work! :stuck_out_tongue:

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If you want your links to not be auto-recognised when quoted, I suggest you use the [noparse][NoParse][/NoParse][/noparse] code.

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That’s from Harry Potter, Uncut