I just don’t understand some things…
“I’ll have a Sloe Horse Jizz-beaten, not stirred.”
Forget about it, Jake: it’s New Zealand.
A whole new meaning to the phrase “cum shot”. :dubious:
Now… I love horses, but …No. Just…NO.
This may be a cheaper alternative to my biweekly testosterone shot.
How much semen in each…beverage?
Is it weird that I might try a drink with a tablespoon of horse semen but not the whole horse load?
Wiki says horses ejaculate a huge volume of semen compared to humans. I don’t think I could choke down a coffee cup full of horse semen.
Horsemone Replacement Therapy? ::groans at self::
Buy the pony keg.
You can lead a horse to …
… no, not even I can go there. I’ll just say: consider the nature of the harvesting process:
No further comment necessary.
They say it tastes like custard. I’ll never eat custard again.
An enterprising young waiter: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we’re out of the horse semen shots, but if you’d like to follow me to the restroom, I’m sure we can come up with a suitable substitute.”
Ew ew ew ew ew.
That’s “Famous Horsemen,” Mr. Connery. “Famous HORSEMEN.”
This is about horses joining the Navy. I swear, it’s not what you think
*“Mr Varley admits to trying the drink himself which he said was ‘ok’, and ‘like custard’.” *
And that’s when I threw up in my mouth.
There’s a joke about hoarse seamen in there somewhere.