Really... Horse semen?

I just don’t understand some things

“I’ll have a Sloe Horse Jizz-beaten, not stirred.”

Forget about it, Jake: it’s New Zealand.

A whole new meaning to the phrase “cum shot”. :dubious:

Now… I love horses, but …No. Just…NO.

This may be a cheaper alternative to my biweekly testosterone shot.

How much semen in each…beverage?

Is it weird that I might try a drink with a tablespoon of horse semen but not the whole horse load?

Wiki says horses ejaculate a huge volume of semen compared to humans. I don’t think I could choke down a coffee cup full of horse semen.

Horsemone Replacement Therapy? ::groans at self::

Buy the pony keg.

You can lead a horse to …

… no, not even I can go there. I’ll just say: consider the nature of the harvesting process:

No further comment necessary.

They say it tastes like custard. I’ll never eat custard again.

An enterprising young waiter: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we’re out of the horse semen shots, but if you’d like to follow me to the restroom, I’m sure we can come up with a suitable substitute.”

Ew ew ew ew ew.

That’s “Famous Horsemen,” Mr. Connery. “Famous HORSEMEN.”

This is about horses joining the Navy. I swear, it’s not what you think

*“Mr Varley admits to trying the drink himself which he said was ‘ok’, and ‘like custard’.” *
And that’s when I threw up in my mouth.

There’s a joke about hoarse seamen in there somewhere.