funny things to put on the memo of a check

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have a yearly bill that I pay to a friend. For the last couple of years I’ve written some funny/embarrassing things on the subject line.

‘For sexual favors’

‘Heroin…I mean ‘legal stuff’’

I’m looking for new and witty things to put on the memo line of the next check.

Any ideas?

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Hit contract paid in full

Witness protection survival bonus

Viagra overdose class action lawsuit settlement

Toad licking allowance

Donation to sex change fund

All on Fiesty Doorknob to win in the 4th

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Hush money

abortion payment

gambling payoff

for your probation fees

blackmail fee

bribe

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VOID

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NVM

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NAMBLA Membership Dues

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the police are watching you. Act normal.

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“This is the one that will bounce, butt-wipe!”

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March payment flux capacitator.

Cash before self-destruct.

Installment plutonium 239- HANDLE WITH CARE.

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My EX-BIL wrote a check to my Ex-Wife (his sister) and being the goofball that he is, actually did write “SWEATY SHITBALLS” in the memo.

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boing

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Disappearing In

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I hate to be mister killjoy but you better be careful about putting things that sound like actual crimes or threats on a check, most stuff is never seen by a human eye nowadays but a jumpy clerk could cause a world of hurt.

Then LEO might get annoyed at their time being wasted and decide to put you through the ringer too.

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“International contraband”

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In Dog We Trust

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Friendship Payment

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Moved Cafe Society --> MPSIMS.

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This. I’ve seen wire payments cancelled or seized on account of profanity or questionable references, so be careful what you write. It’s a different world nowadays.

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This isn’t a funny one but a few months ago I wrote “You should be ashamed of yourselves” when our utility company raised their rates.

They probably got a good laugh out of it, tho.

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I don’t think non-Dopers would get it.

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