Trace Adkins found the most awesome way to do so. He got into a drunken brawl on a cruise ship with … wait for it … a Trace Adkins impersonator.
Imagine how that must have gone down: “Who the hell do you think you are? I don’t like your face!”
I imagine the impersonator being dragged away after the fight, screaming “No! You don’t understand! I’m the real Trace Adkins, you’re making a huge mistake!”