You think my life is easy?

You think my life is easy???

You think I just appear in comic books, make movies, do some convention appearances & occassionally rescue someone or stop a thief?

I betcha don’t think that the Green Goblin’s hoverboard is real either? :eek:

I SO want one but am afraid I’d need to ask you to hold my beer before trying it.

Talking about a fuel hog… You need Osborn’s bank account just to keep that thing in gas!

Yeah, Yeah. I’ve SEEN Mary Jane. G’wann home, you. :dubious:

Its my watch anyway.

You know what they say… Power, responsibility, yadda yadda.

Oh dear. Oh, my. This is awkward. Not keeping with the comics, I assume?

The only thing waiting for the wall-crawler at home nowadays is a cold sandwich.

He needs to get out there and fight the bad guys. There are plenty of places that need his help. Why, just tonight on the news I heard that millions are fighting in Somnia, which I assume is somewhere near Fluenza, or perhaps Testine.

How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

If you look at the pics, Spider-pig clearly has his shoes on.

10-4; he’s alibied.

Isn’t that funny? Well no… not at all.

I wonder if Stan Lee will ever read this thread…?
If he did, I wonder what he’d remember more… That I’d have taken his shift so he could have had more time at home with someone he loved…?
Or that you’d take glee in telling me and god-and-sundry that he has no one to go home to…?

I may be an ass… and lots of people may hate me already. (Sarcasm will do that.)
I just don’t think that I’m the villain here.

no poll needed & 'Nuff said

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Perhaps it would be more safe to wait until a real superhero comes along, like Thor, Batman, or Nancy.

Ehhh, to you a superhero is any bubba with a shotgun, buckshot, & a deer permit as the deer like to eat plants. :dubious:

I wasn’t aware that Nancy carried a shotgun.
At least she doesn’t talk to herself.