Deeps (Can I call you Deeps? Thanks, I will for this post); You’re slaying me here. That was hilarious.
Apropos of nothing (perhaps), here’s a sad commentary from real life. A couple of my relatives, one who is college educated from a damn fine school even, are firmly convinced that big school prayer case not that long ago in Texas was a couple of atheist agitators getting the evil ol’ ACLU to strike a blow against good ol’ American religion. When I politely informed them, with proof even, that the “agitators” happened to be a Roman Catholic and a Latter-day Saint, well, deer should take lessons from them on how to stand in a beam cast by headlights.
I should be asleep now, what with it being just past two in the morning here, but I’m not sleepy and anyway I don’t have to teach any classes on Tuesday. So, I’ve decided to start a list of the terminology used by one side of this issue in an attempt to get around the Constitution. Feel free to add the ones you’ve heard.
[ul][li]Ceremonial Deism. False labeling of religious practice forced upon others.[/li][li]Judeo-Christian. Nifty trick to look like they’re not excluding Jews. In reality, this one means Christian, and usually Protestant Christian.[/li][li]{Insert your (or your interlocutor’s) favorite anti-Arab slur here}. Non-Christian. But could also be applied to a Christian, Jew, Atheist, Baha’i, Hindu, Sikh, etc. who just so happens to “look like a Muslim.”[/li][li]Foreigner, Foreign Bastard. Someone who is neither White nor Black. Doesn’t matter how many generations that person’s family has been in the US nor that the person’s actual citizenship is American. This one may be substituted with, “Well, he doesn’t look American.”[/li][li]Half-breed. Sadly, this one is still in current usage. Almost invariably including the word bastard before or after.[/ul][/li]
I can’t go on. I’m starting to get depressed. Every one of those is something I’ve actually heard from people who should know better. Well, everyone should know better; but the people from whom I’ve hard these terms recently really, really should know better.
Oh, yeah; lest I forget. There are still folks who believe firmly that Muslims CANNOT be good Americans, that Roman Catholics CANNOT be good Americans, that Mormons CANNOT be good Americans, that Jews CANNOT be good Americans. Some of these people even believe that citizenship should not be granted to them and for those who have such citizenship, it should be revoked.
Ah, yes. It’s now 2:40 on the clock. Or is that 240 on the calendar?