$10,000,000 shrimp trumps $28,000 grilled cheese

$10M suit filed against Benihana

The story only presents the family’s viewpoint, so I take it with a grain of salt. The family won’t include any facts that may weaken their case. YMMV.

Having said that, the lawyer should be bitch-slapped. Don’t want to be around flying food? Don’t visit Benihana. The article (again, family’s viewpoint) paint it as a malicious act by the chef (who will now be asked if he remembers a single family from 10 months back and will be faulted if he doesn’t).

Some lawsuits that pop up make me wish there was a way to penalize lawyers/plaintiffs for blatant cash grabs. This may be one of them.

[P.S. I haven’t seen anyone else posting this in the pit, and I don’t frequent MPSIMS. I apologize in advance if this is the nth duplicate on the subject]

I say we put him in a room with Ron Artest.

We’ve got to stop this shit, seriously.

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The shrimp was tossed in January 2001. It’s been three years since the guy keeled over and died, and they’ve only now got around to blaming the crustacean wielding maniac? Who knows what butchery he has wrought since? :wink:

Yikes! The man died ten months later, but it’s been nearly 4 years! I’m sure he’ll remember now :rolleyes: (And yes, I’m purposely ignoring your pun ;j )

Are they suing the hospital also? That seems like the more logical place to put the law suit.

I’m just glad to find that this guy didn’t die from ducking. For a second I thought this guy had a neck of dry spaghetti.

Not to mention the ridiculousness of suing the shrimp people for his death due to infection after surgery.

From the same article:

Um, lady? If you’re worried about protecting your kids from the Behihana Chef of Doom ™ :rolleyes: , I have the perfect solution for you: don’t go there!

Whew, problem solved. Can I go back to sleep now?

Won’t somebody think about the children!

How odd, I used to work right next to that resteraunt, and I never even knew they had homicidal chefs.

Learn a new thing every day.

Stupid lawsuit.

Personally, i’ve never seen the attraction of those teppanyaki restaurants. If i want my food thrown at me, i’ll go back to boarding school.

The defendant roster on this lawsuit isn’t nearly long enough. They need to go after the culinary school that trained the chef, the wholesaler who brought the shrimp into the restaurant, the shrimp boat captain who caught the shrimp, the fish market that gave that captain a place to sell his catch, the restaurant supply company that retailed the knife, the manufacturer of the knife, the foundry where the steel in the knife was smelted, the operators of the mine where the ore for the steel was extracted, the uniform suppliers who supplied the uniform with the big pockets for the chef (a big breast pocket for catching shrimp tails fairly screams “Hey! Be a show-off in this shirt!”) and the designer who designed the uniform.

Oh, I almost forgot.

:rolleyes:

Sure, sue everyone but the shrimp who’s behind it all. Typical.

Daniel

I don’t think I’d want my neurosurgeons to know I was a fan of Benihana style productions.

Shrimp don’t kill people, chefs do.

:rolleyes: Same old tired arguments. They hardly have any shrimp at all in Sasketchewan, and how many chef-related deaths do you hear about from there, huh? huh? huh?

Shrimp control–for the children!

Daniel

Why not? Since they already have your head open, they could just remove the responsible braincell.

The shrimp is dead, and he didn’t leave behind an estate, so why bother? It’s a money grab, after all.

Besides, even if you seance him in, you think the shrimp will remember dinner from January 2001 (other than saying, “Yikes, that’s hot!”)?

Yeah, but in lawsuits like this, you don’t want to focus on just one party: you want to have a multi-prawned attack.

Daniel

Do shrimp have pockets, deep or otherwise? I know they live in pockets, of shallow cold water, but how do you get a contingency on that?