100 to beat the Empire!

I’ll see your 100 and raise 500.

I see your 500.

Throw down!

Ooops, did I mention I had the Ace of Death Star, the King/ Emporer, the Queen of Star Destroyers, the Jack of Vader, and the 10 of AT-AT’s?

Ah, shucks. All I have is the dopey “rules” card. I am SOO force choked.

Hah! Wookies are wild. I got a Sabacc!

Shit, my Opening Post got lost in the “Page Not Found” limbo.

Lets start again…

I need 100 volunteers to stop Emperor palpatine and the Galactic Empire.
One Deathstar, Super Star Destroyer “Executor”, and 10 imperial star destroyers, and a million TIEs.

The Emperor, Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin, Thrawn , Piett Pellaeon, and all the officers, storm troopers, and tech support personell for the ships and station.

BUT…

the 100 volunteers CANNOT come from the Republic/Rebel Alliance.

I’ll supply 15 Soveriegns, 25 Defiants, 5 Battlestars, and 20 Whitestars. Warp drive is supplemented by a consolidated Transwarp/Quantum Slipstream drive. A grand total of 1 million photon torpedoes, and 10,000 quantum torpedoes. Each ship gets a phasing cloak, extra transporter pads, shield generators, and phaser banks.

My picks for Personel? Data, LaForge, Belanna Torres, 7 of 9, Deanna Troi, Picard, Sisko, Paul Atredes, Starbuck and Apollo, Lita Alexander, Ambassador Kosh, Spock, and Superman.

Your picks for volunteers, hardware, or tactics?

100 unscrupulous accountants. End of empire.

Why use 100 unscrupulous assountants, when the (admittedly rare) Honest Auditing Firm card will do the same thing in less time?

Thought of a couple more:

Ellen Ripley, Sarah Connor, Ash (from the evil dead), John McClane, the Water Boy, and Pretzel Boy.

Who’s for a hand of Fizbin? :smiley:

Boba Fett is from neither the Republic nor the Rebel Alliance. He’s in.

I’ll toss in the Scooby Gang to unmask Vader and Palpatine. “Why, these aren’t Sith Lords at all! They’re really”…::::yoink::::: “Anakin Skywalker and Chancellor Palpatine!”

:::dramatic gasp:::

Catch me on Tuesday night.