Mundane & Pointless
Wow. Talk about being stubborn.
I saw the thread title and thought, “She probably landed on a group of guys trying to look up her skirt!” 
I’m just a naughty guy, I guess.
Having had a great-grandmother of similar age and toughness, I can safely say that while I am impressed, I am not surprised. I guess if you get to that age you have to be pretty damn resilient.
She took a trip and all she got was a broken arm.
All the more reason to not mess with Italian women. Ask my girlfriend whose 100% italian.
Say what you will about Mussolini, he did put all those children’s inflatable playhouses under elderly peoples’ balconies.
Burrido
Agreed about Italian women. I’ve dated a few. Oh I love ‘em but sometimes they get that Marissa Tomei "Hey - ya got a fuckin’ problem with dat?" attitude. LOL
Looks like the Americans beat the Italians at their own game:
These woman take these extreme sports plunges and break their arm. My grandfather breaks his hip falling a distance of 30" whilst walking to the fridge to get a beer. Go figure.
Lost her balance my ass. She was pushed!
“Okay kids, here the plan… granny’s loaded but we can’t spend the money until she’s gone to heaven… so Anthony, since you’re the oldest…”
I’m thinking that when she landed, Death was waiting for her. She calmly stood up, straightened her skirt and kicked him square in the balls.
102 x 4 = 408
69 x 9 = 621
Yep. I have to give it to the Americans.
Purtroppo, Italia.
At 102, if not Death then certainly her tits.
Holy shit, I thought I was gonna stroke out. Hands down the funniest thing I’ve read on this board.
Hey let’s not be so quick to say the Italians were beaten by the Americans.
That Fort Lauderdale resident’s name “Gloria Jummati” seems to indicate she is of Italian-American heritage.
Italian women are to be taken seriously. (See my Marissa Tomei remark).
It was the hair under her arms and on her legs that helped her glide through the air to a soft landing. My grandmother would have survived that fall as well.
Somehow, I figure this is how Eve will handle her own demise.
Damn, i’m going to have to fall 27 stories just to equal the record. Best not give it a try until i’m a bit older.
No no no. It’s because little old Italian ladies are shaped almost exactly like Nerf balls. They’re not so much aerodynamic as they are bouncy.