12 New Moons for Saturn

So how’s come ours isn’t breeding like rabbits?

Sorry 'bout that. I had 'em hidden in my closet as a practical joke and forgot to put 'em back for the longest time.

“Moon and moon, what is moon?”

Are they getting them in bulk now?

Uh, your parents should have explained that to you, Tuck.

Actually, if Luna and Cruithne ever came together, it would look like a sperm penetrating an egg…

Curse their wildly-different orbits that keep them eternally separate.