[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
Well, I’ve always said, “It’s better to pick your nose than get one at random !”
Actually, I really do say that. 
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Well, such advice certainly isn’t anything to sneeze at.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Woah, partner. For that, I’ll need to give you $10.87. Do you take bad checks?
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As long as they’re only wanted for misdemeanors then sure! But I’ll need two pieces of photo ID, a nude picture of your wife (or if you don’t have one, someone else’s wife), and you’ll need Newt Gingrich to vouch for you. Sore policy, you understand.
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
As long as they’re only wanted for misdemeanors then sure! But I’ll need two pieces of photo ID, a nude picture of your wife (or if you don’t have one, someone else’s wife), and you’ll need Newt Gingrich to vouch for you. Sore policy, you understand.
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Yes can do on all but the picture of someone else’s nude wife. I keep trying, but the cops keep showing up, and then it’s goodbye bushes.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Yes can do on all but the picture of someone else’s nude wife. I keep trying, but the cops keep showing up, and then it’s goodbye bushes.
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You know, nothing says “master of disguise” like a new bum. Perhaps you should visit our rental counter…