2005 SDMB Attention Ho Competition

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Welcome to the
2005 SDMB ATTENTION HO COMPETITION.

harmless, winner of the 2004 competition, has agreed to serve as co-judge. I get to be Randy (I get to call people “dawg” and tell them they were pitchy), and harmless gets to be Paula because she is very cute and sweet and will be drinking heavily during the competition.

THE WINNER GETS A PRIZE!!!
The winner can choose from a selection of prizes, including the “It’s All About Me” thong or the SpongeBob “It’s All About Me” necktie.

We had some truly fine competitors last year, and if you were one of the losers, this is your chance to bitch about the unfairness of it. Or bitch about the arbitrariness with which Cajan Man shut down the thread so quickly. Or about why or why not you’ll be renewing your subscription. Or about how your mama always liked your brother the best. Or about whether the plural of ho is ho’s, hos, or hoes. Newcomers are welcome, of course. Linking to photos is allowed. Flirting is allowed. Whining that nobody likes you because they didn’t compliment your photo is allowed.

Go, ho. Make this thread about you!

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Don’t mind if I do. :wink:

Attention Ho

As Attention Ho Two Thousand Fo’
I’ve had quite a lot of fun.
Now the title we must bestow
Upon the next Chosen One.

Who will win the title
Attention Ho Two thousand Five?
Why, the one that gives the best recital,
The one with the will to survive.

We want you use your imagination
We want you to have a ball.
Show us you are a sensation
And that you deserve it all.

With that said…free stuff for the winner!
You get a choice of prize!
No, we won’t take you out to dinner,
You’d probably eat all our fries. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’ve always wondered…how do you make a sig line blink? :wink:

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Hey, vote for me!

At least I got in a post before the thread got slammed!

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Of course we’d eat all your fries. Being an attention ho is hungry work.

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Well, as I look back at last year’s competition (which everyone who wasn’t paid off knows I should have won), I see the problem with my initial entry.

The font was obviously not bold enough.

So…

ME!!

Thank you. I’ll take the thong.

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If this isn’t clear cut post-padding, I don’t know what is.

Cajun Man
for the SDMB