2012 Olympics - Most hilarious competitor names

Apparently there is a player on the USA Men’s Indoor Volleyball team named Donald Suxho. One wonders if he has met Destinee Hooker?

Ineta Radevica is a Latvian long jumper, and a strikingly attractive one (enough to have posed for Playboy; go find that yourself).

Anyway, the first shot I found of her had no name, just the filename “inetaradevica.jpg”.
So I immediately assumed her name must be Inetara Devica. And started (mentally) singing:

In-e-tara-de-vica honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you

There’s a Jamaican hurdler named Hansle Parchment.