2023 [THEMED] Celebrity Death Pool

I am going to recycle my pristine untouched '22 list of Crooners, but maybe swap out a few alternates:

Tony Bennett
Pat Boone
Cher
Phil Collins
Harry Connick Jr
David Crosby
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Paul McCartney
Joni Mitchell
Willie Nelson
Wayne Newton
Linda Ronstadt

Alternates:
Paul Anka
Mick Jagger
Barry Manilow

Oh mighty Death Shroom… since Brittney Griner is back on US soil I’m making an update to my list please and thank you.

The Updated 12th Annual All-Star Sports Edition

Mike Dikta
Michael Schumacher
Dick Vitale
Pele
Steve McMichael
Bobby Knight
Tony LaRussa
Rod Carew
William “Refrigerator” Perry
Alex Zanardi
Bob Uecker
Willie O’Ree
Steve Gleason

Alternates:
Richard Simmons
Terry Bradshaw

Delete Brittney Griner, add Dick Vitale.

I will continue on with last year’s. It netted me one win, that’s enough to give me hope.

British Sitcom Stars

Michael Crawford
Elizabeth Estensen
David Jason
Penelope Keith
Felicity Kendal
Ian Lavender
Maureen Lipman
Ruth Madoc
Brian Murphy
Guy Siner
Paula Wilcox
Richard Wilson
Tessa Wyatt

BACKUPS
Karl Howman
Christopher Ryan
Tony Robinson

Notes:
Michael Crawford - Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Elizabeth Estensen - The Liver Birds
David Jason - Open All Hours
Penelope Keith - To The Manor Born
Felicity Kendal - The Good Life
Ian Lavender - Dad’s Army
Maureen Lipman - Agony
Ruth Madoc - Hi De Hi
Brian Murphy - Last Of The Summer Wine
Guy Siner - Allo Allo
Paula Wilcox - Man About The House
Richard Wilson - One Foot In The Grave
Tessa Wyatt - Robin’s Nest

My regular entry, being all rap performers, could go here but I want two bites at the apple therefore,
2001 Diamondbacks players

Jay Bell
David Dellucci
Steve Finley
Luis Gonzalez
Mark Grace
Damian Miller
Armando Reynoso
Matt Williams
Tony Womack
Rod Barajas
Reggie Sanders
Randy Johnson
Curt Schilling

Alternates
Midre Cummings
Craig Counsell
Byung-Hyun Kim

If I’d waited just 12 hours before posting, this wouldn’t have gotten so messy. Ruth Madoc from Hi De Hi died today, so she’s off my list. Here’s my updated one.

Michael Crawford
Elizabeth Estensen
David Jason
Penelope Keith
Felicity Kendal
Ian Lavender
Maureen Lipman
Brian Murphy
Christopher Ryan
Guy Siner
Paula Wilcox
Richard Wilson
Tessa Wyatt

As are Bud Cort and Jo Ann Pflug.

For 6 years now, I have been keeping all these wonderful people alive.

Back to the Future

Michael J. Fox
Christopher Lloyd
Lea Thompson
Thomas F. Wilson
Crispin Glover
Claudia Wells
Elisabeth Shue
Marc McClure
James Tolkan
Charles Fleischer
Mary Steenburgen
Robert Zemeckis
Bob Gale

I’d kindly ask my list be updated to include John Schuck:

Alan Alda
Loretta Swit
Mike Farrell
Jamie Farr
Gary Burghoff
Jeff Maxwell
G.W. Bailey
Donald Sutherland
Elliot Gould
Robert Duvall
Fred Williamson
Tom Skerritt
John Schuck

Russian mobsters/monsters:

Dmitry Medvedev
Vladimir Putin
Azatbek Omurbekov
Sergey Surovikin
Sergei Shoigu
Sergey Viktorovich Lavrov
Viktor Yanukovych
Alexander Lapin
Valery Vasilyevich Gerasimov
Ramzan Kadyrov
Yevgeny Prigozhin
Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko
Igor Vsevolod Ovich Girkin

Zakhar Prilepin

They’re dead now you know, you beast.
One list per ghoul poster is my opinion.

Place an ad in the regular death pool and in all the categories. We gotta get more publicity. Tell them about the wonderful prizes, the acclaim and notoriety they will earn, the ability to vanquish or offer extended life to favorite/hated groups.

Curt Simmons died today.

He played for the Cards in the 60s. But he was not on my list.

I have a former Cardinal on my list, but not because he was a baseball player.

Mike Torrez was born in my city, Topeka Kansas. I learned about him because the lady who cut my hair as a child was his aunt, and had pictures of him in her salon.

Evil Republicans I Despise

Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Kevin McCarthy
Lindsay Graham
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Greg Abbott
Ron DeSantis
Ted Cruz
Alex Jones
Steve Bannon
Rudy Giuliani
Tucker Carlson
Laura Ingraham

Lauren Boebert
Ken Paxton
Roger Stone

Good luck, Rebo, we’re rooting for you.

Rare to see a list where I probably like Mitch McConnell the most, but there it is.

Hey, no fair copying me before I post!

Destroyers of Democracy
My sixth try with this list. In 2018, no one died, dammit. I scored my first points (in this thread) in 2019 with David Koch’s welcome death, but struck out again in 2020. In 2021 I scored big points (30!) with Limbaugh. So far, zilch for 2022, dammit.

We start, of course, with the true leader of the Republican party.

Vladimir Putin
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Marjorie Taylor Greene
John Eastman
Charles Koch
Clarence Thomas
Ginni Thomas
Brett Kavanaugh
Amy Coney Barrett
Tucker Carlson
Sean Hannity
Rupert Murdoch

Alternates:
Elon Musk
Ron DeSantis
Kevin McCarthy

John Eastman is the Trump lawyer who came up with the plan to overturn the 2020 election.

This is a great list! Except for Cher. She’ll be here 10 more years and still look younger than everyone 1/2 her age.

Themed Death Pool 2023

Women Writers (mostly Mysteries)
Margaret Atwood
Sara Paretsky
Louise Penny
Fanny Flagg
Marge Piercy
Kathy Reichs
Patricia Cornwell
Nevada Barr
Janet Evanovich
Marcia Muller
JA Jance
Marge Piercy
Tana French

Alternates
Laurie R King
Donna Leon

I was going to go with the same theme, having misjudged it last year when I went with the defenders of Ukraine as my theme. Back to the old drawing board for a new theme :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:.

ETA. I suspect that you’ll do quite well with that list. Best of luck.

She spells it Fannie Flagg