I call this “Close, But No Cigar.” (Don’t see the theme? Look at the first names only.)
Annotated:
1 John Goodman, perennial nice guy
2 Paul Stookey of Peter Paul and Mary
3 George Wendt, NORM!!
4 Ritchie Blackmore, Deep Purple guitarist
5 Mick Fleetwood, Spinal Tap drummer
6 Keith Carradine, actor
7 Charlie Sheen, actor
8 Ronnie Milsap, singer
9 Bill Cosby, felon
10 Bryan Adams, Canadian singer
11 Mike Tomlin, Steelers coach (this season will probably kill him)
12 Dennis Rodman, athlete
13 Carl Thomas Dean, Mr Dolly Parton
Alternates:
1 Barry Mann, of “and Cynthia Weil”
2 Robin Wright, the Princess Bride
3 Maurice LaMarche, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Clean list:
John Goodman
Paul Stookey
George Wendt
Ritchie Blackmore
Mick Fleetwood
Keith Carradine
Charlie Sheen
Ronnie Milsap
Bill Cosby
Bryan Adams
Mike Tomlin
Dennis Rodman
Carl Thomas Dean
Alternates:
Barry Mann
Robin Wright
Maurice LaMarche