Dick Cheney definitely doesn’t have a heart beat anymore.
I felt like there was slightly less evil in the world when I woke up this morning.
Six feet under par.
mmm
Screw him and his clients.
Cheney figured that dying during a Trump administration was his best chance of avoiding eternal damnation. He’s in front of Satan right now saying “You know, if you compare what I did to what’s going on right now, I wasn’t so bad.”
An obituary that barely mentions the dead guy. The weirdest part of his life story is that before he became a PED dealer he was a really good bass player. He played with Tower of Power and several other bands.
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2 Jeezums 243 7 1
3 Kitten Mitten 180 5 1
4 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 173 5 0
5 Happy Lendervedder 171 5 1
6 RTFirefly 144 4 0
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8 Wheelz 116 4 0
9 Registered at Last 112 3 0
10 Reindeer Flotilla 109 3 0
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65 Guano Lad 12 1 0
65 Lancia 12 1 0
65 Lsura 12 1 0
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65 Prof.Pepperwinkle 12 1 0
73 Pardel-Lux 11 1 1
73 monstera deliciosa 11 1 0
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76 Sternvogel 10 1 0
79 Rivkah Chaya 9 1 1
80 teelabrown 5 1 0
81 Czarcasm 3 1 0
81 Gyrate 3 1 0
Reminder to check your picks. Found one I missed a month ago. New Zealand broadcaster/author/psychologist Nigel Latta has passed away at 58.
"Few modern inventions have had a bigger impact on our nation than the frozen burrito. How much American productivity has been fueled by late nights spent chowing down on these microwaveable wonders? "
Duane Roberts passed at age 88.
https://gizmodo.com/the-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-has-died-2000680863
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3 RTFirefly 186 5 0
4 Kitten Mitten 180 5 1
5 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 173 5 0
6 Happy Lendervedder 171 5 1
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8 Captain Lance Murdoch 123 3 2
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10 Mean Mr Mustard 110 3 0
11 Reindeer Flotilla 109 3 0
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39 Little Nemo 35 1 0
39 McDeath the Mad 35 1 0
39 Railer 13 35 1 0
39 smithsb 35 1 0
39 Schubert 35 1 0
39 Larry Borgia 35 1 0
46 Hatchie 30 2 2
47 Tristan 29 2 0
48 Mrs Ducky 28 2 0
48 Precambrianmollusc 28 2 0
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51 Lamoral 25 2 1
52 Brian Wilson 24 1 0
52 Allecher 24 1 0
52 Axelwright 24 1 0
52 Shoeless 24 2 1
56 gwendee 23 2 0
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58 IKnowItsOver 18 1 0
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60 Stephe96 16 2 0
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64 xizor 13 1 1
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65 escheral 12 1 1
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65 Lsura 12 1 0
65 Paul was in Saudi 12 1 0
65 Prof.Pepperwinkle 12 1 0
73 Pardel-Lux 11 1 1
73 monstera deliciosa 11 1 0
73 Reeses Monkey 11 1 0
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76 Sternvogel 10 1 0
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80 teelabrown 5 1 0
81 Czarcasm 3 1 0
81 Gyrate 3 1 0
Three players had Latta. That’s some juicy points.
Just one dead 85 year old separates the top 6. WOW 
And ‘registered at last’ picked up a Latta points to close the gap too.
is worth 15 points, right?
I’d rather have two 18 years old than one 81 years old, if I may choose. Said the one with the lousy 11 points 
I think that a lot of people would agree with this statement.
And a happy doper birthday to you!
'erbody start firming up your 2026 lists, just 56 days to go!
mmm
My old list is still perfectly intact.
I’m down one (Tom Lehrer), so I’ll just replace him with Mel Brooks.
This sentiment seems almost too twisted for even me – but, I will stay in the handbasket, because I do not want to have to hitchhike the rest of the way.
I have been meaning to post that soon.
Barbara Jankavski, a Brazilian influencer known as the “Human Barbie” for undergoing 27 plastic surgeries, died over the weekend at age 31, authorities said Wednesday. Drug related.