2026 [THEMED] Celebrity Death Pool

Continuing my streak of making a theme based on wordplay–even though I have never had someone die on my themed pools–I now present:

The Celebrity Meth Pool (Celibrities who have admitted to–or been credibly associated with–methamphetamine use.)

Andre Agassi
Delta Burke
Kevin Clash
Heidi Fleiss
Fergie
Jodie Sweetin
Demi Lovato
Lalaine Vergara-Paras
Stephanie Pratt
Jael Strauss
Jenna Jameson
Shaun Weiss
Robert Downey Jr.

Alternate:
Lindsay Lohan

Note: Fergie is singer/songwriter Stacy Ann Ferguson, most known for the Black Eyed Peas. Not Sarah Ferguson who was married to former Prince Andrew.

My Themed Death Pool for 2026

Theme: Former Race Car Drivers

1 A. J. Foyt 1935 former Indy race car driver
2 Donnie Allison 1939 former Nascar race car driver
3 Emerson Fittipaldi 1946 former Indy race car driver
4 Darryl Waltrip 1947 former Nascar race car driver
5 Harry Gant 1940 former Nascar race car driver
6 Jackie Stewart 1939 former F1 race car driver
7 Leonard Earle Wood 1934 former NASCAR crew chief, engine builder and co-founder of Wood Brothers Racing.
8 Mario Andretti 1940 former F1 & Indy race car driver
9 Michael Schumacher 1969 former F1 race car driver
10 Ned Jarret 1932 former Nascar race car driver
11 Richard Petty 1937 former Nascar race car driver
12 Rick Hendrick 1949 former Nascar race car driver & current team owner
13 Roger Searle Penske 1937 American auto racing team owner, businessman, and retired professional driver

Alt:
1 Rick Mears 1951 former Indy race car driver
2 Ricky Rudd 1956 former Nascar race car driver

Clean list:

A. J. Foyt
Donnie Allison
Emerson Fittipaldi
Darryl Waltrip
Harry Gant
Jackie Stewart
Leonard Earle Wood
Mario Andretti
Michael Schumacher
Ned Jarret
Richard Petty
Rick Hendrick
Roger Penske

Alt:

Rick Mears
Ricky Rudd

As last year, 2001 Diamondbacks

Rod Barajas
Jay Bell
David Dellucci
Steve Finley
Luis Gonzalez
Mark Grace
Randy Johnson
Damian Miller
Armando Reynoso
Reggie Sanders
Curt Schilling
Matt Williams
Tony Womack

Alternates:
Midre Cummings
Craig Counsell
Byung-Hyun Kim

Amthony Hopkins
Avram Hershko
Sarah Miles
Alex Ferguson
Andy Summers
Ben Kingsley
Diane von Furstenberg
Pius Ncube
Tim Matheson
Burton Cummings
Viktor Mikhailovich Afanasieyv
Tom Hamilton
Fermin Goytisols

James Remar
Jane Badler
Herman Tilke

MASH Cast - TV or Movie

Alan Alda
Mike Farrell
Jamie Farr
Gary Burghoff
Jeff Maxwell
G.W. Bailey
Elliot Gould
Robert Duvall
Fred Williamson
Tom Skerritt
Mike Altman
Loudon Wainwright III
John Schuck

I totally blanked on submitting a themed list last year. Back in the saddle!

Hollywood Scum
James Corden, jerk
Bill Cosby, rapist
Harvey Weinstein, rapist
Woody Allen, creep
Roman Polanski, rapist
Ezra Miller, loony creep
Ellen DeGeneres, jerk
Chevy Chase, jerk
Jared Leto, super creep
Katherine Heigl, jerk
Sean Combs, rapist
Gérard Depardieu, rapist

Clean List of Scum
James Corden
Bill Cosby
Harvey Weinstein
Woody Allen
Roman Polanski
Ezra Miller
Ellen DeGeneres
Chevy Chase
Jared Leto
Katherine Heigl
Sean Combs
Gérard Depardieu