Most of that shit is useless!
I would just reference the Alphabet of Manliness.
Most of that shit is useless!
I would just reference the Alphabet of Manliness.
Other than the OP and what **Silenus[?b] posted a man needs to know:
You got to know when to hold them,
Know when to fold them
Know when to walk away
Know when to run…
Another woman checking in. Of the list, I don’t know how to or never tried #1, 4, 8, 19, and 22.
Not bad I guess.
No!
You need to get yourself a really big baseball bat to beat off the suitors!!
If you have done the crime, but don’t want to do the time, who better to frame than the wall? What’s it going to say, it wasn’t there at the time? Photoshop the evidence in.
Duh.
ETA:
[old, old joke]How do real men give women orgasms?
Real men don’t care.[/old, old joke]
Woo, I can do 8 of those, what do I win? (only the 8 techie type ones. I try not to go outside, and I barely know where the gas goes in a car, let alone where the heck a radiator hose is)
I can do nearly everything on that list (a few items I’d be learning to do as I go, but I’m pretty sure I’d get them), except the one about the rifle.
But it’s a really dumb list. ‘Retouch digital photos’? -Yes, I can do it. No, it’s not essential.
People who can do those things, and think they’re special.
Feed, change, and bathe an infant.
I guess I fail, because I’ve never driven the twin-stick. I do remember the split 5 speed, or “working 4th and 5th”.
I did score 100% on the OP list.
I tried feeding an infant once, but I just ended up with really sore nipples.
I don’t know how those women do it.
I can do/have done almost all of those things, but I’d rather not. I detest toil.
‘Patch’ a radiator hose?
:dubious:
This is some sort of code, right?
That ain’t such a useful list. I dunno. What would make me feel more satisfied as a man… patching a radiator hose (a simple question of duct tape) or knowing how to move from cowgirl to reverse cowgirl to doggie style without her falling off? Would I rather know how to setup my computer to make a mirrored backup (it’s a cinch, really) or make the perfect dry vodka martini? Maybe I’m a different kind of man, but I’ll pay one of the other kinds of men $5 to bleed my brakes and fillet my fish while I give a clinic on how to undo a bra with one hand.
I’m astonished that the only skill in the OP’s list that touches on food preparation is “knowing how to fillet a fish.”
Cooking, and presenting, an edible, and appetizing meal seems much more important to me than being able to set up HDTV. (Which I’m never going to do, since I doubt I’ll ever be able to afford one.)
Being able to admit to fault, hopefully graciously, should also be on that list.
Not this back yard mechanic. I’d replace it.
Huh. I rent, and I don’t own a car. That knocks me off of most of those items. I’m pretty sure if I tried framing a wall in my apartment, my landlord would have something to say about it.
Here’s my list:
Then you leave out a lot of our transbrothers! How about:
Unhook a bra should be number one.