$30 from 100 Dopers?

That is likely what Sis intends but we have yet to hear any amout. A loan out of one of my retirement plans would be the absolute final resort.

Already sold anything worth selling.

Yes. No premium channels.

Half of which is paid for by my employer. I have an office set up on one side of the dining room.

Rarely.

No monthly paid accounts in any game. Hated WoW.

Yes.

Anyone wanting to be paid back just need ask but likely will not be possible until at least a month from now.