Asbestos glove with gasoline? HAH! Wuss! A REAL woman doesn’t NEED gloves!
:::pours gasoline onto hand, strikes a match:::
faWOOMPH!
OW! Not good! Gasoline is NOT 151! Owowowowowow! Hothothothot!
:::sticks hand in to chocolate ice cream:::
Oh, that stings. Anyone got any Bactine?
Congrats! As a newbie to the forum, I probably don’t even have the necessary posts to give you props; however, what the hell, I’ll do it anyway.
BTW: Not to try to highjack anything, but, if it’s quick and not a source of controversy, who has the most posts anyway?
Dammit, struuter, now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
Just inject it all in my veins and I know I’ll be happy.
Congrats, Persephone. BTW, you do so have a life. Just think - you’ve done tons of things people will never do in a lifetime. A barfight, a soap opera (if meomory serves), etc. Just think of all the evil things/threads that will be added to your post count later on. 
The mind boggoledoth.
My God, Cristi! That’s positively awesome! I didn’t know! Sincere congratulations! Get a life!
Prosser: Thanks! I like newbies. They’re particularly good on toasted wheat bread, with a nice dijon mustard. But I think some of the other regs have probably got some much more creative recipes. 
Sakura: Hey! Nice to see you’ve been resurrected again! I was beginning to miss you!
Next to Bo and Luke Duke, you are one of my favorite posters.
Perse, don’t tease, it’s just that much harder to get to sleep… 