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You know, much as this seems bound for MPSIMS, I’ve gotta say…this thread probably says a heck of a lot more About This Message Board than 96% of the threads in here.
And most of us don’t know what it says! 
Askia, that was really cool. Betty Boop! Haven’t seen a BB reference for ages.
This post was アドレスへあなたの by the アドーを運行しなさい。
Yes, of course I want my son back. The soy sauce will be left in the trash basket at the corner of 31th and Main.
P.S. When I say this last night, all I saw was Exclamation marks and question marks. Odd.
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[li]Steal underwear[/li][li]あ示光こ死用ド[/li][li]Profit!!![/li][/ol]
示光こ死用ド much lately?
Not on my watch.
To MPSIMS!
your humble TubaDiva
shouldn’t that particle be ga (not de)
damn, i wish i had my laptop here.
Hal ??? sheep.
これはテストである
あなたがこれを読むことができたら醤油を渡しなさい
For translation, see signature.
Why do I feel like I just walk in on a Godzilla movie?
Sorry, I mean " Godzirra."
“Godzirra? We make that for you!”
So’s your old man!
とても残念, 私の老人は幻影と風の土地へ行った !
How dare you! You cad, you bounder.
??? …, with a *******, and then ^^^^^^^ with two cats and a dog.
What, I forgot, does that mean he is in Heaven, or simply anywhere else but Japan. As I recall, the word/phrase seems to refer to both. The context is quite clear, but still…
So the gist is that somewhere… someone is burning a dog.