34,000-Year-Old Organisms Found Buried Alive!

That’s the Headline:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110113/sc_livescience/34000yearoldorganismsfoundburiedalive

Give it time. It might still end with the destruction of the human race.
I do wonder what the ultimate source of the energy was that kept al this going

Yeah, but what was keeping the algae going?

Wow…Okay, confession, I read the title of the OP wrong and was horribly confused…

As if we’d be that lucky…

Schubert: “Don’t. Worry. It’s. Perfectly. <glork> Safe.”

<furtively hides tentacle beneath lab coat>

the thread title needed a “and its pissed!” tacked onto the end for dramatic effect.

Oh, good. I’m not the only one. :stuck_out_tongue: But I just clicked out from the blowjob thread, so my mind was already in the gutter.

The OP reminds me of these things. Got one for my mother years ago as a Mother’s Day gift and the damn thing went for at least two or three years that I know of…

Personally, I welcome our new salt-bacteria overlords.

I have one of those that I got for Christmas in '02. One of the two shrimp that it came with is still swimming along happily. Or whatever passes for happy in a shrimp that’s been imprisoned by himself in a 4 inch glass sphere for 8+ years.

I can only imagine the arguments those two had that led up to such a thing.

Me too, but I was just listening to my brothers trying to out-trash talk each other. So I think I have an excuse.

My mind has a second home in the gutter, so I too fell prey to this topic header.

I bet this salt would fetch a fortune in the haute-cuisine market.

I bet that bacteria is kicking itself for not putting its money on a compound interest bank account.

Well, bacteria aren’t known for being Einsteins.