not with ur lack toast intolerance
-_-
For #9 I do remember a poster in this message board proposing in a tread about how the future would see September 11, 2001. He predicted that young people will believe that 911 became the number for emergencies because of that terrorist attack.
I thought #29 was the best. I was picturing a guy with a colostomy bag taking his bag off and spraying his gf with his ‘poopin hole’ out of his stomach.:eek:
Damn you Daniel Tosh!!! 
May Og forgive you, none of us will.
None of those wannabees hold a candle to the master. Some are clearly joking. And while quite a few are, well, wrong, one example does not a career make. If you want to compete with adaher, you have to deliver consistency and these competitors could only manage one example each. Pathetic.
The world of spectator sports and pastimes is packed with outstanding professional athletes. But then there are the masters among the masters. They come about once a decade. Gretzky. Tiger Woods. adaher. One day the Grand Raja of Wrong may have to pass on his scepter. But for now adaher reigns supreme.
The young will speak in our presence, of the incredible vapid wrongness of some holo star or skritz singer, and we will say, yes, wrong, sorta wrong, but not really wrong, kids these days don’t know about really, totally,neutron density wrong…
And the kids will roll their eyes to each other and mutter “Jesus Kanye, here comes the old fart with another story about adaher again…”
Now I wonder how much fun it would be to start a movement to make the emergency number 119… (for those of us that format our dates properly)
Thanks for passing along the funny, adaher. It might have been more advisable to have put it in MPSIMS, though, and possibly with a different title.
Oh, well. Water under the bridge. Good share though, seriously. I enjoyed it a lot. 
I get the feeling some of those were intentionally hilarious, and others were less intentionally hilarious. Most were pretty funny.
According to this, Jamaica is already there, mon.
Especially considering that that was a response to the person suggesting he needed a comma in what he originally wrote: “at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him fuckin a man tonite is gunna suck”.
Also #20, “I just want to see my little brothers fuck”.
As an out and proud grammatical-correctness maven and also kind of a priss about swearing, I find it very satisfying to see the hilarious distortions that the combination of indiscriminate use of cusswords and indifference/ignorance about punctuation manages to produce. 
He’s so wrong he’s almost right. He’s adaher Fonzarelli ruh-ruh-wrong. He’s the kling klang king of the rim-ram RONG.
For about a year afterward it was referred to as “September 11th” and occasionally still is*, but I have always figured the change to “9/11” is a direct reference to the emergency number.
*I wish it always was, I don’t like the name “9/11”